My account is not active, so I can't receive or respond to emails. I can only see who you are if you wink. Find a creative way to put your contact info in your profile i guess...
Ok, so match.com screwed me out of $70 by not telling me my subscription was coming up, so I'm into this for another unwanted 3 months. Can't complain too much about the first 3 months, but def was not gonna run for a second term. So I'm gonna take a different approach this time around. Forget talking about me, I've come to realize I'm not that interesting. Let's talk about what I've seen a lot of on here. More specifically, what's annoying about the profiles...... (Don't take this TOO seriously)
1) If you have more than 2 or 3 pictures of you in a bikini or from your modeling career, what's up with that?
2) If under HAVE KIDS you put "ill tell you later" I'm just going to assume you have 12 and they all sleep in your bed with you.
3) If i have to edit my LAST READ to "your profile" it was waaaaay too long. (I get that mine seems rather lengthy, but it's mostly in list form. So that makes it ok.)
4) I get it, there isn't a woman on Earth these days that isn't strong, independent, and knows what she's looking for...
5) That guy that you're looking for, you know, the one you spent 5 paragraphs listing the attributes he must have, he doesn't exist. Maybe in movies. Or he's gay and would love to be your friend. Ain't nothing wrong with that...
6) Why are you posting a million pictures of you and 7 of your friends? I have no clue which one you are, and chances are you're not the one I want to talk to.
7) Why have the words Sexy, Hot or anything like that in your username? I'm all for confidence, but let me be the judge of that...
8) If you're not smiling in any of your pictures, you scare me. And I assume your grill is jacked...
9) Apparently there's not a single woman on Match.com who ever imagined they would ever be on a "crazy dating site like this"... Get over it. You're here just like everyone else and it's not a big deal.
10) If you're income is in the $30,000 range and YOUR MATCH needs to be in the $150,000 range, check yourself.
11) No pictures? Right on!
12) There's nothing sexier than your bathroom mirror iPhone photo shoot pics. And that duckface you're making? Huge turn on...
13) Is it really necessary for you to list that you hate drama? Still looking for the first profile to say "LOVES drama, can't get enough of it"
14) It looks like "Chick with a gun" is the new obligatory photo. "Chick with a 'stache" had a nice run though.
15) 90% of the profiles say "I'm not looking for a one night stand" Someone please change it up with "If you're looking for a committed relationship, I'm not your girl. I just hit it to quit it!"
16) What a shock, you're just as comfortable going out for a night on the town as you are staying home in sweats...
17) Too good for a "wink" are ya? How about you just wink back and THEN I can waste my time writing emails that rarely get read or responded to.
18) Oh you love to travel and your match has to as well? "I hate going on vacations" said no one ever.
Probably should mention a little about myself... All that said, I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Very mellow. Humor is a must, nothing can be off limits. You probably shouldn't take anything I say too seriously (such as this profile up to this point). Nothing is more important to me than my family. (I guess that statement could make the list above) I love sports. Wish I still played more, but that's not the case so much these days. Helping people, especially kids, is my passion. My partying and going out days are behind me for the most part. I like to stay low-key, but I wouldn't might changing that just a little bit. I don't really have a certain type of woman I'm looking for. I think anyone can click with anyone under the right circumstances. Anyways, not going to get too into this right now. See how it goes this time around...
