I envy our cave dwelling ancestors. I'd prefer to be hit over the head and dragged into a cave then subject myself to online dating. Far less painful but that said, here I am. I hoped of meeting you at Whole Foods between the organic almond butter grinder and the wild fresh caught salmon (yes, how very LA). We would exchange witty banter and you'd give me a fantastic recipe for Cioppino and ask for my number. I have another scenario at Home Depot...you're renting a tiller....anyway.
I won't tantalize you with adjectives but I will say that with me, you won't have to guess what I am thinking, you will eat well and be listened to intently, every word (even if you're talking about how you should cut your hair). I'm not interested in changing anyone but if you want support in changing or learning, I will be there. Everyone comes with issues but whether you are equipped to deal them is the question. Okay, heaviness aside.
I gravitate towards men that are communicative, cerebral and witty. Don't contact me unless you are funny. I simply won't like you! Laughter diffuses and is imperative in this lifetime. I'd like to travel this year, it would be great if my partner is open minded about other cultures and isn't carrying any heroin when traveling. I've watched four seasons of "Locked up Abroad." I'm not going down with you.
I am very passionate about art, food, wine, music, dance, health, film, fitness, medicine, nature, architecture, science, anatomy...Justin Beiber-oh yeah I love him. Is he 18 yet? Just checking if you're paying attention. I am down to earth but can also be fiery...Latin blood coursing through my veins. I am always seeking deeper meaning, appreciate the kindness of strangers, simple pleasures, true connection, raw passion, mad chemistry and endless conversation relating on all matters, the deeper the better.
I am very expressive and will express myself all over you. Sounds provocative right? Meant to be. :)
If you really want to meet then please be solid about phone calls and meeting. If you change your mind just let me know. I understand.
A witty message wins me over every time.