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33 year old woman
Kittery, Maine, United States

Seeking:
men 30-45
Within:
75 Miles of Kittery, Maine, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Are you addicted to NPR? Do you enjoy political banter? Does scrabble turn you on? Hit a girl up, if that's the case.

I'm a 32 year old woman, living the dream, provided that the dream involves chasing around babies, paying rent to my mom, and working for the catholic church.

By day I work in Massachusetts, trying to manage my conflicting need to pay bills with my desire to never step foot inside a church again. By night I loaf around, wasting time on facebook and trying to keep my australian cattle dog from chewing my last pair of underwear. By Wednesdays I wear a fluffy robe and spend time with my little one in Maine. I also have a small studio of voice students. A very serious business, indeed. ;)

You should message me if:

-you enjoy intense political discourse and debating. I'm a terrible debater but I do enjoy it.

-you like a woman who can talk the hind leg off a mule. It may be my fatal flaw, especially online. I'm *slightly* less chattery in person, but I guess you'll have to find out in person. Shy boys who typically feel uncomfortable on a first date should apply here! I'm a great first dater.

- you are in your thirties or early forties.

- I can't guarantee I will write back, but I appreciate every letter.

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
I'll tell you later
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

My dog is an ACD, aged 3.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
Mannes College The New School for Music, New York, NY
For fun:

scrabble, wasting time on facebook

Favorite hot spots:

If you live in Mass, Portland or Portsmouth, I would love for you to show me some of the cool digs.

Favorite things:

This changes daily, but:
BOOKS: Thornyhold, Jane Eyre, Pride & Prejudice, His Dark Materials, Eat, Pray, Love, The Dangerous Animals Club
MOVIES: Labyrinth. Yes, you remind me of the babe.

Last read:

The Dangerous Animals Club by Stephen Tobolowski. It was great.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
No preference
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Never
No preference
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Atheist
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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