I'm dubious of this whole process... Growing up, I really wanted to be a ninja. Unfortunately, I had to learn the hard truth that ninjitsu is no longer a viable profession. Hence, I decided to pursue the second-most ridiculous career I could dream up: Screenwriting. It's fun and keeps me very busy. I also love to travel, read, go to art exhibits, hike, and fill out match.com profiles. I'm politically active and have a lot of opinions -- some of them even vaguely informed. I hope you have a good sense of humor.