About me: Here you go. I am a second grade teacher. I am originally from Arkansas. I hate jokes about southern people but I laugh at them anyway because they're hilarious. I have a potty mouth but not at work. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I don't like to shop. When I do, I go in, find it, and get out. I have a gun and I know how to use it. I like to go to the shooting range and practice shooting. I love dogs and kids and they love me. Although I do not currently have a dog for the first time ever and my son is grown. I do not want to and can't have any more kids of my own, so if you've never had any and want some, I'm not for you. I LOVE playing in the woods. Every chance I get I go somewhere and hike or camp or both. I take LOTS of pictures. I LOVE trees and will climb as high as I can. I love adventure. I'm very much a tomboy, but I am also a lady. A European vacation is a dream of mine. Just need someone to go with. I love watching shows or movies or reading books about history. I'd rather be in front of a campfire with a hot dog on a stick than dinner and a movie but I do like to go out. I like stand-up, concerts, and pool cabanas. I've lived in Las Vegas since 1997, but I've only gone to a couple of shows. I think I'd like to fix that. I'm not a country music fan. I like a variety of music but I guess if I had to pick, music from the 90s is my favorite. I love Pearl Jam and 311 but I like new music too as well as blues and classic rock. Jimmy Fallon cracks me up and so does Ellen. I hate seafood of any kind. I have two tattoos and three piercings, but none that are visible when I'm fully clothed. I may get more tattoos, so if that's a turn-off you know I'm not for you. I work out a lot. I lived through Tough Mudder and the Ragnar Relay was a blast! I am currently registered for the St. Patrick's Day Rhino-Course. Signing up for races and obstacle courses helps me to not procrastinate working out! haha! I love to laugh and don't take life too seriously. It's too short. I'm looking for someone who can TELL THE TRUTH and maybe I should clarify what that means to me. It means being open and honest about everything with no secrets. A lie by omission is a lie. Lies hurt people. If you can't be open and honest what's the point? Now that I have that out of the way, here's some more of what I'm looking for. Someone who is sweet, smart, sexy, sensative, talks straight from his heart, is kind to strangers and animals, isn't racist or sexist or homophobic, loves the outdoors as much as I do, has NO MOMMY ISSUES OR ADDICTIONS - unless the addiction is chocolate, has his own interests but isn't obsessed with them, is romantic, considerate, funny, did I say that already? Has a healthy sex drive. Yeah, I said it.Someone who can laugh at himself. Someone my age who doesn't act like he's 60... or 16. I'm very young for my age not just in the way I look, but also in the way I act and live. I have a positive attitude. No matter what life throws at me, and it's thrown me a lot, I tackle it and I want someone with the same attitude. Someone who can cope with life and stay positive when it does nasty things to you. I want someone who will take care of me when I'm sick because I'm a big baby when I'm sick and that would be nice...what else...someone who surprises me, and the MOST important thing of all is for that someone to be consistent with all of the above and not just be that way at the beginning. I know it's possible because I know happy couples who are just as hot for each other now as they were when they met. If I'm going to be in a relationship, I need spice and sparks. When that's gone, I lose interest. Relationships are about giving and taking and I want one where both people are giving and taking equally. But for right now.. I don't want a relationship, just someone to go out and have fun with. If all of that sounds good, email me and we can talk some more.