Is this portion really that important. To me it always seems as though people are too busy trying to sound witty than to be themselves... and if you aren't going to be yourself than what is the point. Anyone when given the time could come up with the best one or two liner about themselves. Surely this sections is all positive and makes you think that this is the greatest person in the world. I have a fantastic job and a blessed life. I am very outgoing and energetic. I love to meet new people and experience new things. I am a happy person that tries to enjoy life to the fullest. However, I am very far from perfect. I have a great amount of things going for me and yet a good few beating against me. I have had a lot of life experiences and have interesting stories. I am told often that I have an old soul, amazingly genuine personality and most often too nice. I prefer to wear slippahs (flip flops for mainlanders) year round... Yes, even in the snow. I take my coffee black... I love pineapple... but I am partial to Hawaiian pineapples much in the way one is partial to their coffee or wine being from a certain region. Hawaiian pineapples taste better... but on the mainland are crazy hard to find. I really miss living in Hawaii. Not really a huge fan of the cold, wet weather we have here. Automatic car washes are one of the greatest things ever. Sometimes I even go through twice...and once three times (it was a really great car wash). And they can always make me smile... no matter how bad of a mood I am in. I cook....a lot. But I do not really use recipes. I usually create my own. And I do have the tendency to add alcohol to whatever I might be cooking... be it breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack. Even though I add alcohol to things I cook I really am not that much of a drinker. Maybe one drink here and there. Possibly two if I am not driving. I think there are five things that can be added to just about anything to improve it. Not all five just one of the five... well sometimes a couple of them but I have never added all five to the same thing. I am the absolute worst at telling jokes.. I always mess them up somehow. I am still funny... but it is more of an accidental funny than a purpose funny (if only one could be paid for being accidentally funny). I often go to the park and feed the waterfowl. I find it wonderfully relaxing. I love the ocean and the beach. I tend to enjoy the simple things in life... it makes things much less complicated that way. I am fairly old fashioned. Absolutely guilty of being too nice. I am almost always cold. And will have no problems stealing away some of your warmth with or without your permission. I knit. Only scarves really... but they are fantastic scarves. I read a fair amount. Big fan of the History channel and Discovery channel. Also love the show West Wing. I know it is not on any longer but I still love it.. Aaron Sorkin is brilliant. I will respond to every email (it is the polite thing to do).