I've been told I should do stand up comedy. Just telling stories about my life. I love a good laugh and am known to be a bit sarcastic at times. If I had to compare myself to comedian in the way I tell stories it would probably be a mix between, George Carlin, Lewis Black and Jeff Foxworthy. If you love to laugh I'm for you. My life so far has been an interesting journey with allot of great funny stories to share. one of these days ill sit still long enough to actually write them all down and have myself a hilarious best seller. but of course then ill have to pencil in book signing and who has time for that lol. I love finding humor in every day life so I hope whoever is reading this is able to do the same. Please No Craig's List murderers, I would hate to have to taze you on our very first date. if you didn't just chuckle at that last bit I don't no if this is gonna work, but you can keep reading if you want. :)
Honest and caring, looking for someone to truly connect with. Looking for a man who is good on his word and a handshake is a promise. Someone who will respect me and believes its the mans role in the household to be honorable and support his family. Must love children and dogs. I run an animal rescue from my home so a love and respect of animals is a must. I have a 20 month old little girl who is the light of my life and needs a good role model to look up to, a man who will love her and raise her as his own. Someone who wants the whole "family thing" to be involved and participate in the joys of raising a child. A man who is responsible but is still a kid at heart, someone who will blow bubbles or jump in a big pile of leaves for fun. And ..... Most definitely. Someone who loves Disney! Gotta love the happiest place on earth!
Someone who is patient and kind, who wants a relationship filled with romance and passion. Someone to hold me close at night, and to cuddle on the couch with. If you think you fill that description definitely write to me.
