I’m clingy, borderline stalker and needy. I have good job and a nice ride but I prefer if you driver because gas is expensive. I wouldn’t introduce me to your best friend, brother or any other guys you know it won’t end well for you.
If doesn’t matter what we do on the first date I will probably be bored after the first 15 min. I will expect you to listen to my whining, complaining and drama while you rub my feet and tell me everything is okay. I don’t cook, clean or do windows. Get a maid I hear some come with benefits.
I don’t have any interest, hobbies and I don’t like to take long walks on the beach.
Good girls are just bad girls that didn’t get caught. I got to be with my high heels on and nothing else just like every other girl. Good girls are made with sugar and spice. I’m a bad girl make with Whipped Cream and ICE. Every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him.
For heaven sake are you still reading!!! ROF LMAO!!!
If you are still reading this crazy profile you have probably figured out this is not anything like me….If you dare keep reading.
Sarcasm is a must.
ME:
A little about me; I consider myself educated, well rounded, happy and down to earth. I work Logistics for a company out of Cincinnati.. I was born in Utah. I still go back to Utah regularly to visit. I enjoy family, skiing and anything outdoors. I love the opportunity to learn something new.
Looking for a guy who knows what he is looking for. Someone wants to find someone who he can enjoy his free time with.
I just Started Cross Fit Training if you know what that is Gold Star i not...look up Warrior Dash or Spartan Race on line.
If yu see what you like send me a line!
JP
