I would rather play with fireworks or go to the neighbors for a drink before I even attempt to clean up after dinner. I dont care if things aren't perfect, things can get done later. I have two young children, my son (almost three is the youngest) is the real life version of the boy from the cartoon "Calvin and Hobbs." If you can't find the humor in my daughter dressing one of my son's dinosaurs in full drag (via Barbie) and my son going somewhat ballistic realizing that his beloved dinosaur has abandoned his natural habitat and has taken up with Barbie on her cruise ship...then perhaps it's not a match. I don't want to know your social security number or see your W-2 I am not looking for a "Gordon Ramsey" personalities this time around.
Chances are pretty slim if you want to meet me without first meeting over the internet via webcam using skype, FaceTime whatever you like to use, as they are free and very easy to download. So is my one provison, and seriously it should be everyones policy, you get to see me, I see you and you can tell after a few minutes of chatting if theres a mutual spark. I am sure we all had dates that we wished we didn't rely on outdated pictures, or had texted back and forth for weeks prior to finally meeting and you realize all too late that you shared information about yourself that you wish you had not. This is probably the worst "inspiration" get to know me so i will write a new one with a better ending later.. Ta ta for now.