Love is Never Reading Someone Their Miranda Rights!
My Father said, “Follow Your Dreams.”
I'm finishing a Degree in Entertainment Writing.
If you're thinking I'm only here to write about the horrors of blind dates, You're Absolutely Correct.
No expectations, I'm here for the pure entertainment value.
A Few Required Disclaimers:
If you are looking for a Booty-Call, 2nd-Best, or a Rebound-Chick...
Please stop reading, & move on.
I don't have low self-esteem & I promise I will only make you miserable by expecting you to be a kindhearted & generous man.
I prefer to date men that are within 5 years of my age (I'm not 'A Cougar' nor am I looking for a 'Sugar-Daddy').
I'm a fun, strong, confident, but a little clumsy woman. And when I say "a little clumsy"... I mean more like, a lot.
I enjoy life and usually don't sweat the small stuff.
I'm the Youngest of 4 & the only girl.
I have had my share of experiencing "manly" moments, sounds & smells.
Nothing you can do will surprise me.
I have a strong sense of humor & my laugh is very loud.
Life is too short to be so serious all the time.
I was raised on a small 80 acre farm.
I know how to swing a hammer & build things.
I'm resourceful & know how to shoot a gun, etc...
I'm comfortable around cars & I've been to pic-a-part/pic-n-pull on more than one occasion looking for the perfect car part. I am also very comfortable in a nice dress & a tall pair of heels.
I enjoy designing clothes and can sew pretty much anything & make something old look new with a bit of paint, glue & magic.
I've been in the Mortgage Lending field for the last 17 years, but not in love w/ the issues that come w/ the job. It's been said that Real Estate is a place where Divorc?es & Used-Car-Salesmen go to die & this is very true.
I'm a musician, enjoy live concerts (from the stage & audience).
I enjoy spending time & singing at my church.
Making memories is part of my family tradition and not just during Holidays.
A lot can be said for traveling around the world, but even more can be said for sitting around the fire and spending time with the ones you hold most dear.
I promise you, If I'm not the right one for you, the right one will fall in your lap!
Please don't contact me if you are just looking for “The Crazy Naked Monkey Dance.”