I don't know who originally wrote this, but I agree:
The perfect relationship
He works
She works
They split the bills
His hobbies are Motorcycles and video games
Her hobbies are reading and shopping
He leaves her alone to enjoy her hobbies
She leaves him alone to enjoy his hobbies
At night the watch downloaded movies and Netflix together
She makes him a sandwich he rubs her belly and her back
They joke about how stupid other people are
They laugh together ,They have amazing sex together
Days off are spend walking in the park or beach
They occasionally go out and make fun of other people
They know no other couple is happier than them
They always talk to each other
They never lie to each other
They go to the cheeses cake factory for cheesecake and drinks only
She surprises him with sex in the morning
He surprises her with head in the morning
She smiles all-day at work because of her morning
He lets her play video games with him
She surprises him bye beating his ass at the game.
He doesn’t tell her he let her win
They respect one another by never cheating
They never judge one another or get jealous
They trust one another completely
They have cute arguments
Because they have nothing real to fight about
They are a team. A Club.
A 2 person gang that nobody else can join
Its them versus everyone else.