Clearly, my subjective approach to dating hasn’t been too effective, so I've come up with a quiz to get some objective data;
-Starting with 0 pts:
-If you can quote Seinfeld, 2 pts
-If you can tolerate people who still quote Seinfeld, 8 pts
-If you're a runner, 6 pts
-If you're a runner who can run faster than me, -10 pts
-Lastly, if you can convince me that borrowing a massive amount of money is the solution to a problem caused by borrowing a massive amount of money, 5 pts
-If you can convince VISA on my behalf, 20 pts
-If your score is greater than 45, please, e-mail me...
-If it is less than or equal to 45, feel free to e-mail me anyway...
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What I'm looking for in a man:
A man should be able to plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, perform random acts of kindness, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly, travel well and smell really good...
Friends will describe me as, passionate, compassionate, caring, patient, loving, funny, generous, kind, smart, optimistic,
with a twist of independence and a sprinkle of sass... L
I love the simple things, a beautiful sunset, the mountains, the forest, beautiful clouds, the rain, thunder lightning, the ocean, sipping wine in a hot jacuzzi with falling snow, an exhausting hike, good conversation, a bag-lunch, a long run, a roaring fireplace, the smell of lavender, the arts, music, reading, romance, snuggling, cuddling, speaking a 2nd language, a non competitive sweet and loving relationship with no pretenses.
I have a passion for travel and do it often; mostly for pleasure; Some of my favorites have some places I've traveled to for vacation and ended up staying... some include: Spain, Cuba, Argentina, Puerto Rico, Canada, Alaska, S. Africa, Croatia, NYC, Miami Beach, North Lake Tahoe, SF...
If any of this resonates with you, please drop me a line; I'd love to hear from you....