I'm tired of "the same girl."
I keep meeting the SAME GIRL over and over at bars and clubs.
(Her name's Vanessa and she's stalking me.)
Soooo yeah.... my Grandparents met online in 1937—and they swear by it (when I can understand them). They told me to stop bar-crawling like a Hollywood A-hole and find my soulmate online....... and/or a girl who doesn't sniff glue.
Or paint.
(Rubber cement is OK.)
*UPDATE: Vanessa just found me on here. FuuuuuuuK.
So yeah. The rundown:
I'm Rob, and I work as a writer (sometimes composer) for film/TV producers in the L.A. area.... which basically means I get to watch movies for work and travel almost whenever I want. ;)
I have a strong artistic side... I design games, record music, make short films, write weird poetry, play the piano, and sing when I'm tipsy.
Yeahhh.... wipe that smirk off your face. Don't worry, I'm also the guy who drives too fast, talks too loud, dances like an *sshole, and doesn't give up without a fight. If my life was a movie, I'd probably be the bad guy that you're secretly really rooting for. It's my most lovable quality...
I live in L.A. but I'm impulsive, so you might see me stealing peanuts with some buddies on a last-minute flight to NYC or Vegas on a Friday night.
I've been told I come across as confident. I don't believe in uncomfortable silences or not making the first move when the chemistry is right. A romantic kiss can be just as sexy as grabbing you and making out in a dark hallway.... in a foreign country. :-P
What else.....
Whatever. Just click the thing to get in touch with me.
**update: this is vanessa and I just hacked rob's account. he's mine ALL MINE lol lol
xoxo
***UPDATE: Just updated my password.
