While waiting for my glamour shots, I’m going to try to catch your attention by writing something original here. I’m sexy, down to earth and I love to have fun.
Haha. If you didn’t get my dry sense of humor, I don’t think we’re a match and wish you luck in your search. I’m looking for someone that can discuss anything, sharing everything but completely comfortable with doing nothing. Though having the finer things in life is nice, I don’t believe who you are is determined by what you own. I’m not perfect and I don’t expect perfection but I do expect the followings:
1) Since I didn’t post my best airbrushed picture, I expect you to have a recent picture of your own. And when I say recent, I don’t mean your high school pictures from 20 years ago. It's only fair.
2) No drama or lies! This include but not limited to your height, weight and marital status.
I consider myself attractive when the sunlight hits me at just the right angle, smart enough to count pass 10 with my shoes still on, and independent enough to purchase my own house without the help of my sugar daddy. I love music! It ranges anywhere from Eminem to Breaking Benjamin – go figures. I’m playful and lighthearted and looking for someone that attracts me physically and emotionally. Mentally and financially stable are a must. So, if you’re a man and not a boy and owns a tie but can also change my oil, say hi. I will not ask you to hold my purse or buy tampons but you are comfortable watching a chick flick without feeling your manhood is somehow diminished.
(Bonus pts – What is a homonym? Or the better question should be what ethnicity am I since that seems to come up a lot :P)