Does anyone actually read this?? Let’s test it out. I like to drive around town at 3a kidnapping coupon inserts from naive neighbors newspapers so that I can continue to stock pile toilet paper and Clorox clean- up for the zombie apocalypse. I also enjoy calling in sick to work, then watching the Price is Right while prank calling the office with different impersonations, it's important that I contiune to fine tune my British and Irish accents. Because it is true what they say... If you don't use it.... You lose it :)
Well I guess if you have gotten this far you deserve a little bit of legitimate information, I tend to have knack for fiction and sarcasm (see above). I often fly by the seat of my pants, and will try anything at least once (the exception to that rule is as follows: butt chuggin, drug muling and selling insurance).My weakness include: scary movies and popcorn, presents and surprises, a good smelling man, big dogs and bacon, fall and football. I hate conga lines, the smell of ketchup, the word orifice and Chap Stick.
I obviously like to laugh and have a good time, I am looking for someone who is down for whatever and has my back when it comes to couponing and zombies!!!