If you wear shirts with rhinestones, bump loud music down Melrose, or hate animals--we're not going to get along! I'm looking for someone with their act together. Someone who is humble, laughs easily and can challenge me enough to reach my goals in life.
I need a partner who is my equal and one I can build a future with. I want to inspire and be inspired. I want to travel the world, eat deliciousness and explore. It would be nice to have someone along for the ride. I can't believe I'm on the internet (but hey i'm no spring chicken!) but I suppose we're both here.
I think I've finally met the minimum character count. Basically, I'm the most hilarious person you will ever meet in your life. That's really all you need to know.
*GENTLEMEN: Please do NOT wink/email me if you're 1) over 35 2) looking for a quick hook up 3) did not bother to read the "background/values" section below 4) are looking for citizenship 5) or have something pervy to say. Seriously. Its a waste of your time because I won't respond to you. Thanks!!