My friend said my profile should be exciting so here goes...I rock at Wheel of Fortune, fart putty makes me laugh hysterically, and my laugh is contagious. I stab small children for a living...it's my job. My new favorite thing is a tasty fish taco, ready to move on and give sushi a try with a willing and patient partner. Spring and summer can't get here soon enough - boating, beach, fishing and hiking are absolutes when the sun is out. I'm not afraid to get my hands (or any other part) dirty. My kids are all grown up so it's time to have some fun. You have a stunning sense of humor. You have a job and pay your bills. You inspire me to be my best. You drool in your sleep (Hey, I don't want to be the only one ;) You get along with most people without much effort. Holding hands and making out sound like fun to you. Don't get me wrong, they sound like fun to me, too. Shall we?
