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36 year old woman
Providence Village, Texas, United States

Seeking:
men 34-45
Within:
35 Miles of Providence Village, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

My subject line says it all. I am smart and sexy. If this scares you then you're not the man for me. The pictures are of me, they are real. I am nice, not snotty. My friends would say too nice. Yes, I have two kids and yes, I am divorced. It was not a nasty divorce. It was amicable and my kids are not looking for a father. I am driven and successful and do a lot of volunteer work. With that said, I do know how to cook and clean house and am good at it and enjoy it. I love puttering around my home. I am originally from VT but grew up in VT, TX, and Southern OK.

I find Confident Men attractive. I prefer to be pursued and not do the pursuing Chemistry is a must for me and without it you just have friendship. I looking for a man that has time to spend with me and to do things with me. Not just talk or text for years on end.

I am a very outgoing and strong willed person and live for a challenge both in life and in love. I am not a meek woman and will never settle for less than I deserve. I am not a sugar momma nor am I looking for a so called sugar daddy. I can and do support myself and my daughters. I am not looking for someone to take care of me financially but more for an equal.

I am most comfortable in jeans, t-shirt and boot or yoga pants and tennis shoes. However, I can and do clean up and very well. I don't have a problem on a farm nor in a fine restaurant. My body is not perfect and it will always be a work in progress. Working out is a stress relief for me mentally and physically. I do eat healthy however, I also cook things that aren't so healthy. Moderation is key.

Who you are:

You are a man and act as such.
You are confident and pursue me.
You have a job.
You have a mind of your own and do speak it.
You stand up for what is right even if it is the hard choice.
You have your own place.
You can at least use a computer and preferably use it well.

You are successful (successful does not equate to rich) What ever successful means to you and you strive to better yourself and never become complacent.

You are healthy and fit. If you have a nice arms, major bonus points.

You eat meat. I'm sorry but I probably can't date a vegetarian. I am a meat eater and always will be.

You can tell me I'm wrong when I am wrong, which I will add isn't often. lol You will also take notes to pull out that win to torture me in the future.

You have a sense of humor, preferrably sarcastic. You must be able to keep up with me. I like to banter.

Your TV habits are varied and you watch more than reality TV. If you know who Gibbs or what the the significance of a head slap is major bonus points to you.


Yes, the above is a bit harsh but I'd rather weed you out here and find the match that can see me for who I am and know going into the first date. I speak my mind and stand up for what I want. Yes, I want love and trust and loyalty and I know in my heart I will find that person. Are you him? Can you handle the Woman that I am? I dare you to prove it and email me. I mean, am I supposed to wink or email or what first? Are you guys even looking for a woman that speaks first? I guess if you are not, then you may not be man for me because that's who I am. I want a friend, a lover, a confidant, a ying to my yang. We all do don't we. However, if you don't out there and meet people, you will never find someone. Let's get to know each other. Are you my other half? My best friend?

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Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Dancing, Inline skating, Soccer, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats, Dogs
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Cancer
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I like to do lots of things. Love to have friends over, meet new people, go dancing, hiking, rollerblading, etc. Anything that gets me moving. Or just settle in on the couch with a nice action flick or ball game. I host friends over quite a bit.

Favorite hot spots:

Anywhere in the sun.

Favorite things:

I love to cook. I love to swim and be at the beach. I love to Dance and to cudldle. I like to travel but don't get the chance very often.

Last read:

Currently reading Dan Bro.wn's Lost Symbol

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
5'7" (170cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

I'm a Salesforce.com Developer

Income:
I'll tell you later
$75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Associates degree
No preference

I am currently working towards my software engineering degree.

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