Weird things happen to me. A lot. Not anything that should worry you, but know that if we ever meet up, it's likely to be a bit of an adventure. I once went out for some routine shopping, ended up doing an open audition for "Wheel of Fortune", and three months later I was rubbing elbows with Pat Sajak. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Speaking of, remind me to tell you about the time I drank water directly from one. An iceberg, that is. Other than the odd things that seem to constantly occur in my life, I'm fairly normal. I like trying things that scare me. I read. A lot. I'm kind of a health nut/gym rat and would prefer someone with similar interests. Meaning, if you are lazy, a smoker, or illiterate your chances with me are not looking good.
As far as what I want in a guy. I want someone who can tell me a story that makes me laugh til I cry. Who has creativity and passion; I would rather have a guy with big dreams and no money than a guy with no dreams and big money. I need someone who can challenge me. Ya know, tells me that my answer in the Sunday Crossword is wrong or that the funniest movie of all time is NOT "Grandma's Boy". Of course that's not true, because "Grandma's Boy" might be the greatest movie ever. Seriously, the sneaker humor in that movie is brilliant. But back to the topic at hand. Truth is, the whole dating thing is foreign to me (I've been outta the game for 8 years) and I'm fairly certain this might be a huge mistake. Then again, making mistakes is a lot more useful than doing nothing.
