I love being me... What sucks about me, is I live in Maui, Hawaii...
What sucks about you? Is you're not here with me...
I can be sarcastic to almost rude. I may insult you. I do tend to be silly always and never serious, but it's all fun and games until somebody just can't take it. I will hurt your feelings. I may even laugh if you cry a little.If I have to change my height on this thing one more time, I'm so not renewing!!! (You know who you are!!!!)
I'm very complicated! If things were easy, how will you appreciate the hard work you put into it? I can get along with most everyone... I enjoy meeting people and hearing what they have to say (I do that everyday, actually.) And some days, I could care less. I enjoy time to myself; I always keep myself busy. (Why drag yourself with me somewhere when we both know you'd rather not be there?) I've been accused of not knowing how to relax. I actually enjoy staying active and doing something productive with my time. If your idea of "hang out" is to actually sit and do nothing, please tell me so I can politely decline and watch paint dry...
I can appreciate someone who can look at my lips and want to kiss them, yet is capable of actively listening to the words coming out of them. Big points if you remember anything meaningful to me. A winning smile catches my eye, as does striking eyes... If you've gotten this far, congratulations on being able to read!!! Now put your phalanges to work and impress me with your ability to sustain formidable conversation. It's called communication for a reason! Your apprehension in writing an email, especially one that sparks my interest, only builds up MY ego. Maybe if you grow some balls bigger than mine, then we can talk? Yep, I said it.
I'm tired of being disappointed... Don't disappoint me...
