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I am a trouble maker with a keen heart. Super dry humor, loyal, not easily swayed but Lucile Ball here. I adore fearless, risky, noble men

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36 year old woman
Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

Seeking:
men 28-45
Within:
50 Miles of Edina, Minnesota, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Other
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Stop winking at me. Seriously? I'm going to go off on a raging limb here and suggest skipping the profile madness of obvious and canned novels. What the hell happened to getting the first date over with by being who you will be on date five? If I read another profile that states the words, "loyalty, committed, easygoing, dinner, movies, "my friends describe me as blah blah blah", I will give up on humanity. Not joking. I'm waiting for the next sitcom that makes this behavior as notable as working in corporate america, such as, "the office", or "Um, I'm gonna go ahead and send you that memo/TPS report.". Get the bs out the way and put on your game face. It's like picking out a different blade of grass. At best, you'll get a mirror of your super canned profile and poke your eyes out in 2 years, but at least you'll have that "loyal commitment" and not be (gasp) single. If not for the ladies, then do it for your mother, for crying out loud. I understand, you look just as good in a suit and tie as you do in a Vikings jersey and you want, 'that someone to share life's adventure with.'. Really?

Me: I love awesome grocery's, articles, movies, and bold, diplomatic people (don't read, "loud"). I've had some of the best interactions teaching 60 yr old ladies with two left feet how to pole dance. I spill or knock something over every day and have a tendency to be frank and socially edgy (in case that wasn't clear). Blame it on my dad. I grew up in an extremely competitive family with athletics, education and a need to outlook the other. I'm the prettiest. Humor is survival. If anyone reading this far assumes I'm serious about being the prettiest, read no further. I will always take care of myself but miss and crave someone to catch me off guard, which is relaxing. I stay ahead of the curve by pure salt. I couldn't sit still if hit by heavy and moving objects. With someone yelling at me by megaphone. I am cursed with sarcasm and gaps in intelligence on my part. Those are the greatest moments in my life, honestly. I want nothing less than the sharpest (read, "sharpest"). Beyond that, you'd better take care of yourself because it equals vitality and very strong interaction. If you want something and are really "nice" just to get what you want, regardless of your "nice" stamina, by instinct, I will smoke it out and immediately vomit from allergic reaction. An example of my daily life: I started to write all of this in the "ethnicity" category and was perplexed at the limit in characters. I teach fitness on the side so I am looking for Tarzan/Ron Burgundy. Too much? Whatever.

Like you, I want a sexy opponent and road partner. One with blind faith that it's not about what we "think" we want. What is meant to happen has nothing to do with us, other than putting one foot in front of the other. One of my favorite quotes, "Ask God for help, but row away from the rocks". Hunter S. Thompson.

Deal breaker: If you've ever asked a woman to be yours forever and straight changed your mind less than 1 yr. later, we are not a match.

Interests:
Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Dancing, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Yoga, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

Must LOVE sweet dogs.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Aries
College:
University of Minnesota, Twin Cities Campus, Minneapolis, MN
For fun:

Learning I can rewind and pause my TV AND that an Apple TV is a device the size of my hand (I can't throw away my DVD player yet... or DVD's... like the year email was introduced). Steamy make outs and rediscovering hair spray.

Favorite hot spots:

Ocean, my couch with three lint rollers on the coffee table, the lakes, family (small doses), comedy, movies, mountains and Superior, Corepower and Spotify.

Favorite things:

Good bad TV. Good bad food. Vegetables, meat... staring contest with my dog that has been going on for eight years solid.

Last read:

"Watch the instructional video" for "how to use Excel on MAC.". F***. I really only read that one sentence and accidentally immediately hit the red X on the entire Chrome tabs. F***.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
5'11" (180cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Slender
Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Never
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

Field consultant for business development and C-level d-makers. AKA, sales. The 3rd leading job in the country. Gonna take a 20,000 foot view and then see if we have the bandwidth for a deeper dive. Table it for now.

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
$100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Other
Other

Pangean?

Faith:
Christian / Other
Buddhist / Taoist, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I'm pretty sure if there's anyone in history to follow it's JC. He was a crazy dude. I'm pretty sure he disappeared for a while to learn to meditate with the buddhists.

Languages:
English, French
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

Biology and I loved every second. I haven't used it for a thing other than to impress you that I know how earthworms copulate. Yummy!

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