Thanks for the memories, Match. It's been weird. This is my last week on here. Definitely not renewing. Ha!
Anyway...
Hello! Welcome to my brutally honest profile. If you are looking for a party girl or "sleep with you on the first date" type then I'm not your girl. I have been told I'm the "girl next door" but I do have a sassy attitude and a slight warped sense of humor. I grew up with brothers. Need I say more?
If I emailed you or sent a lame "wink" then I'm very interested! Yes, I am attractive and a great catch. You'd be lucky to have me. I'm also somewhat sarcastic. No, I'm not crazy like "most girls on Match." (I've heard some horror stories. haha) I am a very confident woman and I don't have a problem picking men up at bars. Usually they are just trying to get laid but that's not what I'm looking for. I am looking to date and if that turns into a relationship then great! No, I won't text you a hundred times a day and I won't sit and wait around for you to call or text me. "Ain't nobody got time for that!" Yes, that just happened.
If I emailed or winked and you didn't reciprocate I'll just assume you're intimated by me...or you're a closet gay and this Match account is a cover-up. It's okay. It'll be our little secret. (If, by now, you're still not amused by my sarcasm then we won't be a good match.)
My friends would describe me as silly, witty, classy, charismatic, loyal, and kind. I enjoy meeting people from all walks of life. I'm very family-oriented and I especially love spending time with my nieces and nephew. They really know how to brighten my day.
I will do anything for a laugh and I love playing pranks on people. I once impersonated one of Martha Stewart's assistants and called my aunt to ask her to demonstrate her sewing skills on the show. She fell for it and everyone gets a kick out of that story. I also once dressed up in a Snow White costume to pick up my cousin from school when he was in Junior High. It's the little things in life...
Like I said before, I'm very sarcastic but I know when it's appropriate and when's it's not. I enjoy helping other people and doing favors. There isn't a selfish bone in my body. I do have somewhat of a potty mouth but I also know when to keep it clean. :)
Music is a big part of my life. I play guitar and there is always music playing when I'm at work or getting ready for the day. I love all kinds of music from Frank Sinatra to Justin Timberlake. I LOVE going to concerts whether it be a small show at The Granada or a big show at American Airlines.
I recently opened a furniture business in Frisco and have high hopes for it to really take off over the next several months. It feels good to own a business and I don't mind saying that I'm proud of myself. :)
What do I look for in a guy?
I must be physically attracted to you. I'm not a gym rat so I don't expect you to be but I do want someone who takes care of themselves.
I'm a sucker for a good head of hair and a nice smile!
Ambitious
Well-mannered
Mature
Must love dogs
Funny (This is an absolute MUST.)
If you can dance then that is a HUGE plus.
Okay so you've viewed my profile and found me attractive and amazing...TAG! You're it! ;)
