Why should people get to know me? Imagine the angst if you can't answer that!
It's a good thing the knives are all blunt.
Soooo, bullet points then:
- I'm handsome (looks that won't scare your dog)
- I'm quite intelligent (had to check that spelling, though)
- I'm funny
- I do stuff
- I like traveling
- Socially presentable
- No criminal record
- I can stop at 8 points
In addition, I will even throw some keywords in the mix that will describe me. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you (to be honest, I will never know anyway)
Travel, surprises, music, sports, last minute plans, open mindedness, photography, silliness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), casual and of course a great sense of humor.
Here is a list of items that I am not fond of:
- Pickles. I absolutely can’t stand the taste of pickles. They make me nauseous. I’m not a picky eater ... Rocky Mountain Oysters, frog legs, rattlesnake, whatever, I’ll eat it. As long as there’s no pickles involved.
- Self-centered and superficial people
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
When will the world get male birth control pills?
What if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ?
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs. red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor?
What is it that I'm looking for? Outgoing, reasonably social, maybe a little crazy, into travel to trashy places, into good food, a little home entertainment with friends and perhaps weekends away. Since you asked, here are a few more ... Beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty, wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble, outgoing and shy.
Or if you prefer and just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris or a even a house, that would be alright as well.
Warning: if you can’t hold onto a conversation about more than what Brad and Angelina did last summer, we’re not the best match. On the other hand, if you know what you want, and aren't afraid of having a ton of fun while going after it, send me a message and let’s chat.
