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32 year old man
Carlton, Pennsylvania, United States

Seeking:
women 21-40
Within:
50 Miles of Carlton, Pennsylvania, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (1)
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
Daily
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm a novelist (two books in print, not what you'd call famous...), amateur philosopher, poet, outdoorsman, adventurist, world traveler (well, okay, not the WHOLE world--most of the US, Central America, and Europe, anyway), avid experimenter and all around kinky sonuvabitch. I've been accused in the past of always wanting "circus sex" but took it as a compliment...

I crave intelligent conversation, a quick wit, a supple mind (and body), and the willingness to try anything once. I want a girl who will, apropos of nothing, jump out from behind a couch to scare me just to see the look on my face; who thinks chocolate-covered ants could be tasty; who always wanted to swing a samurai sword at a zombie or bang a gong during naptime; who sometimes, despite the constraints of decorum or good sense, would just need to me right this minute, regardless of where we were.
Ask yourself this: Do you think boredom is a fate worse than death?If so, I'm your guy.

Brass tacks:

* I have four tattoos that cover most of my arms and upper back.
* Piercings sometimes rotate, but currently I wear small gauges in my ears, hoops in my nipples, a stud in my tongue. Couple others I apparently can't mention here.
* I'm also a licensed piercer, but have never attempted to do it as a job.
* No elegant way to say it: I love to give head.
* I'll try anything at least once.
* I'm 6 3/4 inches long with just shy of a 5 inch girth.
* I've never had an STD and have been tested recently.
* Say something witty and I promise to respond.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Cycling, Golf, Inline skating, Martial arts, Skiing, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Travel, being outdoors, exploring new places, trying things I never have before. I read and write daily, like to get into trinket projects, and dabble my ass off in whatever catches my eye.

Favorite hot spots:

Belize, Amsterdam, Western US, Black Hills, Death Valley, Grand Canyon, Pacific Northwest, Anywhere I haven't seen yet...

Favorite things:

Books in general, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Jasper Fforde, Douglas Adams, and Tom Robbins in particular. I like Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, but also Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and...well, depends on my mood. Lots of metal. I eat anything cooked well

Last read:

Michio Kaku's "Physics of the Future". Forward-thinking but level-headed. Great read.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Daily
Occasionally, Daily
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Other profession

I'm an author, if not a famous one. I've published two books thusfar. My newest project involves a homage to Steinbeck's "Travels with Charley" and a trip to Alaska.

Income:
$25,001 to $35,000
Less Than $25,000
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (1)
No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Irish and Scots

Faith:
Other
Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual but not religious, Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

It never ends.

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