KY commercials crack me up! I know how to be serious, I just don't prefer it. I'm a born city girl raised mostly small town/country. Often inappropriate, always straight-up, and completely goofy! Bottom line: I only want an educated, employed, COMPLETELY SINGLE guy who doesn't have a bunch of crazy exes or baby mama drama. A big-hearted guy who isn't truth-telling challenged and can make me laugh out loud. Has to be outgoing, friendly, kind, fun, genuine, love his Momma (if she's still with us), and be humble. Douchelords, idiots, liars, and lame-os need not even creep this profile.