Can you finish the phrase in my headline? No internet searching! If you don't know it, make something up.
I am easy going, creative, playful, funny, sarcastic, kind, intelligent, spontaneous. I am also disorganized, forgetful, and and I eat raw cookie dough despite all the warnings on the news. (Everyone on here seems to make themselves out to be the perfect mate. Just tryin' to keep it real here. We all have flaws!)
Update: I discovered the cause of the forgetfulness and disorganization. So I guess we're just left with the cookie dough thing.
I love pizza, coffee, and am powerless against Froot Loops.
I am looking for the same in a partner. (not the food part, specifically. More the personality part). I want someone with whom to enjoy life. Whether it's going out, spending time with friends, or spending time at home. You must be able to make me laugh. A sense of humor is very important to me.
My favorite tv show is Big Bang Theory. My favorite scientist is Carl Sagan. (Doesn't everyone have a favorite scientist?)
I love 70s music, classic rock, James Taylor. I'm fluent in heavy metal from my 80s days. (if you snoop in my Pandora stations, you will also find Disco. It's true!) I like Austin Powers and Monty Python movies, any comedy really.
Some personal things about me:
* I still love it when my dad calls me by his nickname for me
* I know all the words and can rap "Apache" by the Sugar Hill Gang
* I once got my big toe stuck in my bathtub spigot
I'm really good at:
Counting to 10; steam cleaning carpets (I have two dogs); reciting Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, by Robert Frost (my favorite poet); making people laugh; listening; singing in the car
Now, the top ten reasons why you should consider contacting me:
10. Your mother has been harrassing you to find a nice girl. (Moms love me!)
9. You're tired of ordering two take out meals so people don't know you're eating alone.
8. The novelty of beating yourself at backgammon has worn off.
7. You feel left out during the 3 legged race at picnics.
6. You've run out of story lines for your sock puppet show.
5. All the best Groupon deals are for two people.
4. You need someone smart for your phone a friend.
3. Your dog thinks it's pathetic when you're home alone on a Saturday night.
2. You secretly want to listen to disco, but can't bring yourself to put it on.
and the number 1 reason...
You long to eat raw cookie dough, but would like someone else to go first to check for salmonella.
If any of these sound like you, send me an email!
