If you can make me laugh, you've already got one foot in the door. I like the quirky. The neurotic. The off kilter. I'm a good balance of extrovert and introvert with a dash of sass. Big fan of sarcasm. I know what I like and what I want. I don't play games; they're a waste of my time and yours. Dexter, The Walking Dead, and Bates Motel are my favorite tv shows. For some reason I'm a fan of Pawn Stars as well...don't ask me why. I'm looking for a man with integrity and conviction. An awesome sense of humor would be great too. A good cuddler and hug giver is a bonus. Im looking for someone to laugh with and be goofy with. I want to travel and do new things and get out of my comfort zone. My claim to fame is hypnotizing chickens...I know, don't be jealous. You only wish you could do that!
I sometimes entertain myself while driving by getting in front of a convertible (preferably a BMW) and washing my windshield. I have an insane fear of lawn mowers and love horror movies. People tripping still makes me giggle like a 5th grader. I'm blunt and to the point and say what I mean. People either get it or they don't and it makes for a great litmus test. This profile will self destruct on April twenty six. Nytova05 is a good place to search me out if you've got that much energy and will.