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OnceUponAJosh
Essay:
“It’s the first dating profile I’ve read that was actually original” Marilyn Monroe… NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION… You’re dealing with the ultimate gentlemenbad boy. I am a Jewish mixture between Colin Farrell, Larry David and Colin Firth… details at 11. I am always the person friends turn to for advice. I get asked so many question that I am the male version of dear Abby. I love being a leader and I consider it the biggest form of flattery when my friends ask me for advice. I bet your wondering, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!” On a typical Friday night you’ll find me dressed up like Luther Vandross, singing so loud that my neighbors get a front row seat to the Hollywood Bowl. What I’m doing with my life: I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. Wish me luck, baby!! What I love to do: I wear socks that match and I love to talk smack when I’m beating someone in a game of pool or golf. I love golf because there is no other sport that comes close to how difficult it is to hit the perfect golf shot. I like listening to Eric Clapton, Jack Johnson, Dead Letter Circus, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Sublime, BlueSkyReality, FooFighters, Band of Horses, Deadmaus 5, Bloc Party, Louis Armstrong and Miles Davis to name a few. Did you say you’re a foodie; okay you just got major cool points. At least once a month I travel to a special festival or event that showcases good food, music, wine or beer. It reminds me of the time I went to SXSW and found an amazing beer spot that served the best Fish and Chips ever. My family is originally from Chicago and New York so that’s why I don’t sound like every L.A. yuppie in Hollywood and I have lived in Arizona for college but wanted to move back to L.A. for work. I have a funny story about going to school in Arizona, just ask. I live by the philosophy that…you never know what tomorrow brings so never turn down an opportunity. Sometimes you just have to just say, “F-IT! and go with it.” Then buckle your seat belt because it’s going to be a bumpy ride. I’m blessed to have a supportive mom and family-I’m a lucky guy… Things I hate: I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside. Also no Vampire reading crazies! If you’ve read the Twilight series 5 times and you have a poster of Edward on your wall then step away from my profile, slowly! Gracias! You should message me if you are: Smart, fit and fun. I don’t think that’s too much to ask…lol. TICKETS ON SALE NOW SO ACT FAST!!!!
Gender:
Male
City:
Brentwood
State:
California

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