I'm a mature 29 year-old who is looking for someone to have fun with. I have varied interests and love to pick-up and just go out and see what adventure finds me. I'm looking for someone who likes to go out and see where life takes them.
I'm now accepting applications for the position of boyfriend. (You need to be able to see the humor in that statement and the following mock job posting and not take it as a serious ad to proceed in the application process)
About the position:
20-something woman looking for someone to pursue a relationship with. Must have a sense of chivalry. Its not dead, just nearing extinction. Fun seeker preferred. Must be able to heartily laugh at oneself. Must be comfortable going out on the town or staying in. Spontaneity a plus.
About the work environment:
Professional woman who lives a relaxed life in the suburbs of New York City is looking for a man. Men, are you looking for a woman who will actually watch sports with you, not nag you to turn the channel? Found! Are you looking for a woman who will go to concerts and events with you? Found! Looking for a woman who you can take out on the town, or stay in by the fire at night? Found!
Please send emails. Management looks forward to hearing from you.
PS: I live a very active and fit lifestyle. I played Division 1 softball in college, currently play slow pitch softball and try my best to get to the gym everyday. I'm just blessed with curves!