I am TALL, intelligent, independent, kind, honest, and funny (although not as funny as I think I am). I have a comical and adventurous spirit and am more than a little mischievous. I'm lookin' for a man with cable television and with whom I can file joint tax returns, 'cause a lower effective tax rate is _hot_. As far as my perfect match, this is simple -- surprise me! However, intelligence, humor, honesty, and kindness are a must. I'd also prefer a match who is employed and not living with his mother ... unless his mother is a _really_ good cook and she pays rent. Also men of match, for what its worth, I'd love to see some photos of you cooking or cleaning; just think, WOMEN WOULD SWOON and, really, do we really need to see you shirtless in a hot tub?
I have a wide array of interests -- I enjoy minor league and college baseball, SEC Football (Hotty Toddy), but I also like the arts and a good movie. I enjoy good coffee, beer or wine. Along with a great conversation, I love a good game of poker. I’m not much of a cook, but I’m learning, and I love all types of food. I both love and hate to workout, but most summers, including this one, you'll find me training for triathlons (they time me with a calendar). I have a love of high ropes courses, adventure sports, cycling, and the outdoors; I may be a full-figured gal, but I am quite active. I don’t watch a whole lot of television, but my favorite Netflix programs include Doc Martin, America's Funniest Home Videos, Walking Dead, Firefly, Downton Abby, Sherlock, 30 Rock (I've been called Liz Lemon), and How I Met Your Mother. I really love music. My interest is wide and varied, and I've got a little of most everything on my token Apple product;
About Me: One day at work we were jokingly discussing what songs we would want played as we walked down the isle (time well spent, no doubt). I jokingly got into a goofy Kung-fu stance and sang, entirely too loudly, the pertinent line from that song. I did not realize, however, that the judge I was working for was actually in his office, right around the corner. Yes, I am entirely too old to act that inappropriate, but it sure is fun. I am indeed a goofball; I'm the type to do the chicken dance at ball games, to make crazy hats at work when the long hours set in, and make bad jokes (both in poor taste and just some that are simply unfunny to anyone but me!)