DISCLAIMER: Before you go any further, please respect the qualities I'm looking for in a "date". I've been painfully detailed in what I'm looking for... if you don't match my criteria (ie you're 40, live in NC, wrong ethnicity, under 5'8", etc.), please save us both the time and energy - I'm a nice person and I don't like rejecting people. Thanks! ALSO -- if you're only looking for the sex, look elsewhere. Creepers need not apply.
Sooo… I’m revising this section because I had previously just copied my About Me from my FB profile but it’s beginning to feel a little outdated and unoriginal. After deleting my longwinded, random rambling, however, I’m not actually sure where to start so I’m just going to kind of wing it. People always feel VERY strongly about me whether I am loved or hated. Some would find that hard to swallow but I can live with it… I feel like I am doing something right knowing that I don’t ever give people an unsure feeling. Not all people are meant to like each other and I don’t believe in doing anything just a little bit – If I am going to be disliked, I am going to go out with a bang and a purpose and it’s a damn good feeling knowing that the people who do love me, love me with everything they’ve got. I’m loud and I talk too much and I am physically incapable of bringing to life the phrase “long story short”… Can you tell? Ha. I have the mind of an artist, a Mathlete, an English professor, an 11 year old boy, a salesperson, a manager, and Rain Man all wrapped up into one. Strange hybrid, right? I know. I’m a very colorful individual in every sense of the word… Just completely over the top. I am obsessed with glitter, turned my basement into a karaoke bar complete with outdoor brick patio, and at Christmas I set up two fully-decorated, full-size Christmas trees… I live alone. I always, ALWAYS stand up for what I believe in and will NEVER give up on something just because it’s easier than fighting or because I don’t want to create a scene. I can get all fancied up, get my classy on, and hold my own in conversation in a room full of executives just as well as I can throw on a Billy Idol tank top and my glasses, shotgun a Natty Light, and do a mean rendition of End Of The World by REM on karaoke in front of a large room full of strangers. Oh look, my longwinded, random rambling has reared its ugly head again…
Now, as far as my ideal match goes let's face it - physical attraction needs to be there with this online thing. After that, sense of humor's probably #1. Goofy and sarcastic is extremely appealing to me. I love a fancy night out but I also love to go to a dive bar wearing sweats to have beers, shoot darts, and feel like one of the guys! I'm looking for a SECURE guy who doesn't NEED to be with his gal 24/7. That's just not how I roll... I don't do jealousy or distrust or anything like that. Some of my best friends are guys which HAS to be OK. I'm anti-clinger to the MAX and about as laid back and understanding as they come... FACT. Adversely, I'm also A LOT to handle... that is a hard statement to explain in a paragraph on the internet to a stranger... but, to make a long story short -- if you're weak or insecure, or embarass easily then I'm probably not the girl for you. If you're intrigued by that statement, then I just might be. -wink-
- That little wink may be sending the wrong message. That's a real life wink, not a Match WINK so PLEASE don't WINK at me. Man up -- Email me.
- I am now 30 and single... I am ready to settle down, maybe not with YOU but with someone. Marriage, kids, the works. THAT is why I'm here. If you aren't ready to settle down I respect that, good for you -- I just don't need to date you.
