I Love the misery and Embrace the suck. It scares me when strange woman hide in my car. If you're looking at my profile from the Miami-Dade corrections facility please move on!! I think wearing clothes is for losers. I love masquerade balls and getting my nose broke by hooters girls. Chicks really dig my bikini bottoms at the beach! I get 10% discounts everywhere I go and get anything I want! I deserve it because the Marine Corps fed me dog food and eggs that taste like biscuits!
If I can't make you laugh in person you probably have no soul. If you hang with me hilarity will ensue! Get ready to have your sides split.
Drama is for the weak. I hate all things PC and BS. Combat taught me quickly that life is millimeters and milliseconds from being taken. What profile is complete without a Brave Heart quote?? "All men die but not all men truly live." Thus, I live how I want. I take risks. I have fun. I act a little nuts sometimes and it makes people laugh! When it calls for it I get down to business!
I hold true to the motto "Honor, Courage and Commitment." I don't lie. Lies are based out of fear or insecurity. I have neither. (Damn that sounds cocky:/) I don't break promises. "Word is bond" isn't just some one-liner to me. It is life!
That is all. Message me and I'll shoot you the corniest joke you've ever heard!!
"Tyranny like hell is not easily conquered but we have this consolation with us; that the harder the conflict the more glorious the victory. What we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly. It is through dearness only that everything obtains its value" -Thomas Paine.
