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gqbalou

33 year old man | Enumclaw, WA, USA | Seeking women 23-32 within 100 miles

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His details

Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Wants kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never
If you start reading this I'll make you a...

In his own words

If you start reading this I'll make you a wager that things have gone wry and you’re looking for strangers to talk to or meet, perhaps over dinner and hope when you see them that they're actually thinner than their picture you looked at that may be out dated scanned from a polaroid, scratched up and faded which might piss you off and fill you with anger or force you to text your friend "I'm in danger." Or worse things might happen, and it might be your luck that some guy will send you a pic of his junk and you'll scream or laugh or think what a jerk and wonder how guys believe that will work. It's moments like those that might make you hurl and secretly wish you were attracted to girls for their seems to be a noticeable dearth of sane, normal guys left walking the earth But there are a few who might be worth seeing whose existence extends beyond simply being attached to a console in their mother's basement or paying for bail while waiting arraignment or liars, or sissies that cry in their teabags or cheat, dicks and scoundrels and ginormous D-bags. A guy who can think just a little bit deeper? who isn't a psycho, or loser or creeper? To tell you the truth, the good ones are rare I might even be one, save the absence of hair (I can’t really help it, it’s kind of genetic It started to go so I said forget it) Hairlines like love should be nothing or all. But it could be worse, at least I’m not small, or unemployed, or homicidal or a cross dresser specializing in everything bridal Now, since you’re here and I have your attention There are just a few things that I’d like to mention That might help you make up your mind and decide To email me back and give it a try. Or you might decide that I’m not your type After all, what kind of a guy on his profile writes A paired couplet poem full of jetsam and flotsam? I’ll tell you who, someone totally awesome. I’ll give you the run down, the facts and the basics and for your entertainment I’ll try hard to make it a little amusing, and well worth all your time… But it is kind of hard when everything rhymes. The first thing you might ask is where do I work? What do I do and what is worth? That question is valid and usually prudent I’m a teacher of school, a guider of students. You might ask about siblings and where do I mix? Well I’m right in the middle, the middle of six Four brothers one sister, and I love them to pieces Plus mommy and daddy and nephews and nieces So if you cannot handle a big family dinner, Well sad news friend you might not be the winner. I get there are some who don’t like large numbers But they’re part of my life so go find another. You might ask about style, and what about looks? Do you like playing sports? Do you like reading books? Do you have a car, and how does it run? What do you do when you want to have fun? Do you like going camping? Or do you like cooking? What are the traits and the types you are looking For in a girl and what’s your intention For looking for love on this space aged invention? If you made it this far, passed conjecture and rumor To find out that yes, a good sense of humor Is probably needed to spend time with me A guy writing Seussian themed poetry And since I’m a teacher: in my mate I do need her To be rather witty, and smart and a reader. It’s ok if you’re not, there are plenty of blokes Who you can hang out with. You won’t get my jokes.

His interests

Book club , Coffee and conversation , Cooking , Movies/Videos , Playing cards , Religion/Spiritual

Sports & exercise

Basketball, Other types of exercise, Running, Swimming, VolleyBall, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines


I exercise 5 or more times per week.


Sign

Scorpio

Political views

Some other viewpoint

Favorite hot spots

Other than funny, there’s so very much more I’ll pick up the check and open your door I rarely get angry, or upset or frantic And if properly motivated can be quite romantic

Favorite things

I’ll listen and talk and be nice to your friends and if I don’t like them I’ll try to pretend Because I get that sometimes life takes compromise And honesty is best, but sometimes you might need white lies

For fun

If things work out, you’ll be quite entitled To benefits massive and benefits mild And other such perks and things of that sort Like someone who doesn’t mind lying in court

Last read

or driving out late cause your keys have been locked inside your car or you simply forgot some meaningless thing from the mall or the store. I mean, honestly, isn’t that what we’re all looking for?

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  Him What he is looking for
Appearance
Height: 6'2" (187cms) 5'0" (152cms) to 5'10" (177cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes: Green No preference
Hair: Bald No preference
Lifestyle
Smoke: No Way No Way
Drink: Never Never, Social Drinker
Occupation: Education / Teacher / Professor No preference
As you can tell, I’m just left of center If that is a problem we won’t work together But if you like to tell jokes that are slightly perverted And prefer life at home cause your kind of inverted
Income: $50,001 to $75,000 No preference
Relationship: Never Married No preference
Have kids: No No preference
Wants kids: Someday Definitely
Background
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian No preference
Faith: I'll tell you later No preference
If you can be smart, and use articulation to keep us engaged in deep conversation then we might get along and be quite a pair just don’t mind the weirdness of complete lack of hair
Languages: English No preference
Education: Graduate degree No preference
I've paid a small fortune for being so smart.
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