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FunnyNBrainyNYC

45 year old man | New York, NY, USA | Seeking women 33-43 within 10 miles

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His details

Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Wants kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Sarah Palin has single handedly destroyed winking for me. Please don't do it here.

In his own words

I'm like a digital Don Draper, only shorter, far less handsome, less besotted, and less philandering. But I'm damn good at figuring out what the American public wants from a web site and delivering it and designing a plan to measure success. This work lights up my creative and analytical brain hemispheres and I can see the effects of my work in real time and I can say I really love what I do. And I have a few skinny lapel bespoke suits, so, yeah, just like Don. Just think about Don while you're reading. I do improv and stand up and write and host a trivia night so if you are a quick wit, read on. 100% of profiles claim to be funny. Dates so far:100% not funny. If you wrote the words "I'm funny" in your profile, ironically, you are NOT funny. A funny person writes funny things, they don't declare they're funny. Louis C.K. doesn't climb on stage and say "I'm funny". So if your profile is boilerplate you better write an email with some meat on the comedy bones to get my attention. Can I inject a question? WTF is with the same cliches over and over? "partner in crime" "just as comfortable in X as in Y" "friends and family are important". Seriously, I want to know how this group think occurred. If you know, please write and tell me. I work at an agency (just like Don! See how much I'm just like Don? Close your eyes and picture him. OK, now read my profile. Good...) so I have to be charming even while taking crap from clients and do it with a smile. I get excellent reviews, so I can prove my charm offensive is effective. I do have a grumpy sarcastic side that's not everybody's cup of tea. If you're one of these uber-positive bubbly types I hope you get a really painful and recurring hemorrhoid. Just to pull that string and get that fluttering kite a little closer to the dirty Earth where the rest of us live. I recently reveled in culling my facebook friends by half with gleeful disdain: I have seen too many pictures of your child with food stuck on its fat face. Delete. Your updates read like a bad Cathy cartoon. Delete. Your Occupy Wall Street polemics anger me because you have no idea how economics works and Daddy bought your apartment. Delete. Cathartic. I'd rather be a true friend to my small cadre of fellow nerds than a fake friend to many acquaintances. Sartre was right, and if you feel the same and get that reference I hope you contact me. By "nerd" I do NOT mean action figure collecting, comic books, etc. By "nerd" I mean knowledgeable and intellectually curious. The world is a fascinating puzzle and you love understanding where the pieces go. We have nerdy passions. Mine: history, photography, architecture and I recently started kayaking every foot of NYC coastline. Last year I photographed every building in the East Village for a historical preservation project. Randomized statements: A cute woman in the right eye glasses is very sexy. A cute woman in those over sized hipster glasses looks like a housefly. Motivational wall art is a sackable offense. I do not chase. I will meet you a little more than halfway but I don't put up with attitude no matter how hot you think you are. I've been the same pant size since high school, I'd prefer you be the same. If you're into reiki or homeopathy (the dueling air guitars of medicine), or other new age BS please back up slowly, do not make any threatening gestures and slip gently back into the woods. I will not maul you with my logic paw. The same thing goes for God freaks. Not sure what force majeure caused the Universe? An understandable doubt, the science is not all there yet, keep your God option open. Think that dinosaurs and the 10 tribes we're chilling together while making fun of the bumbling Hittites, well, just click the back button now. NOW! If you're one of my nerds (and that's rare) I'm a great friend and boyfriend.

His interests

Book club , Camping , Coffee and conversation , Business networking , Cooking , Gardening/Landscaping , Hobbies and crafts , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Music and concerts , Exploring new areas , Playing cards , Playing sports , Political interests , Shopping/Antiques

Sports & exercise

Bowling, Cycling, Golf, Running, Skiing, Walking / Hiking


I exercise 3-4 times per week.


Sign

Don't display my sign

Pets

I like Dogs

Political views

Some other viewpoint

Favorite hot spots

Anything old. Old cities, old abandoned factories, old speakeasies, old houses. I'm a huge history nerd. I live in a 1840s tenement. I like to look at the old fireplace mantle and imagine Irish laborers feeding it coal.

Favorite things

Where to begin? History, science, comedy, architecture and design podcasts and blogs. If I could make out with a piece of electronics it would be my Canon G11. Maybe I could have a saucy 3-way with the G11 and my iPhone?

For fun

Most women think men are only interested in profile pictures. I'm here to emphatically say: not me. I read the words, searching for kinship. So, if your profile isn't funny or creative 'cause you think men don't care, make your email so. I'll reply.

Last read

Books about New York during the Great Depression. It was research for a talk at S.A.S.S. (Society for the Advancement of Social Studies) which combines history lectures with irreverent humor which plunges a big fat finger on my two nerdy hot buttons.

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  Him What he is looking for
Appearance
Height: 5'9" (175cms) 4'0" (121cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes: Blue No preference
Hair: Dark brown No preference
Lifestyle
Smoke: No Way No preference
Drink: Social Drinker Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation: I'll tell you later No preference
Income: I'll tell you later No preference
Relationship: Never Married No preference
Have kids: No No preference
Wants kids: Someday No preference
Background / Values
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian No preference
Faith: I'll tell you later Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual but not religious
Languages: English English
Education: Bachelors degree Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
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