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MojitoMadness

39 year old man | Woodland Hills, CA, USA | Seeking women 28-121 within 25 miles

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His details

Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Wants kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Stocky
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Big strong man, like tiger!

In his own words

Hi :) I have a really strong Italian name, and love to cook even though it's more like I Love Lucy style sometimes. Working on my chef skills, and only have random kitchen explosions on Tuesdays... I swear. Serious stuff: Looking for a wing girl with long term potential. We'd be a love hate thing, because you wouldn't put up with any of my crap, and I wouldn't put up with any of yours. You can swear like a drunken sailor with witty sarchasm, yet can give an Academy Award nominated performance if we had to bail out of a lame event. You get it, and get me, like if we dont hear from each other every 13 minutes, you're not going to call in a NORAD airstrike. Let's hang out, see what kind of chemistry we have, no pressure. Random kitchen explosion could happen if there's pressure. Just say'n. I'm not trying to get into your pants. I'm just trying to figure out if you'd push me off a cliff because I let the toilet paper cascade over the top forwards. Who am I looking for? You can iron your skirt while still wearing it, and are no stranger to a mechanical bull. Form meets fashion since your purse, cute by the way and totally matches your boots, contains shiny metal objects which can blind a perv at a nightclub. The boots conceal your leather gloves, grappling hook and 40 feet of rope. Every woman needs an escape route from all the weirdos on here, right? Who am I? I rush into a lot of things... glass doors in an office building, light poles, a sale at a produce stand giving away avocados for 15 cents a piece, etc. I ride a motorcycle with my dog, and sneak 12 items into the 10 items or less line. Am I the only non-vegan in this town? OH MY GOD!! I'm gonna burn in hell for that for sure, huh? Small children should leave the room now. Playing with me has been known to the state of California and the cast of Always Sunny in Philadelphia to cause vertigo, confusion, fun, and sometimes headache relief. Fatal flaw? So what if I drive like a crazy foreigner who shouldn't have a license? Hey, it's not like the sidewalk is being used for much walking these days anyways. All I want for Christmas is a bumper sticker that says, "Have bullhorn. Not afraid to use it." Ideas for a first date? Let's take a "stunt driving on the freeway made easy" class to hone those secret agent/stunt woman skills of yours, or we could coffee, rock climbing, maybe? Jumping off the rock to prove you’re a super hero? only if I can press the siren button in the ambulance ride to the hospital. Sometimes I get tickets to sporting events, short notice. So if you're spontaneous, give yourself some extra brownie points. By the way, it's been a cool 6 months, but my thing on here is expired. So if you got a wink from me, it's probably because I'm interested in you, and just have no other way to contact you. If your thing on here also expired, or you noticed I haven't responded to an email or a photo "like" or something you sent me, write me directly on ya ho o with the same name I use on here. Capish? ;) Look forward to hearing from you soon, and your mechanical bull riding stories! OMG, you made it this far in my profile. Do you want an award or something? I'm a romantic, looking for a big kid at heart who's open to a long term. :) PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution looking for me and my info contained herein may be subject to criminal prosecution, a civil lawsuit, hot waxing of your back hair, flaming on social media, AND being subject to all 14 lbs of my dog in whatever way he decides. He's a trained attack dog, standing 14" tall at the afro. Based on the lack of morals and any ethical code of conduct they're not teaching these kids today, bribes of reese's peanut butter cups and moose tracks ice cream are highly recommended, encouraged and have been known to cause headache relief as well. Lastly, I reserve the right to have 1000 twelve year old kids pull out every last one of your nose hairs.

His interests

Camping , Coffee and conversation , Business networking , Cooking , Dining out , Fishing/Hunting , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Music and concerts , Exploring new areas , Nightclubs/Dancing , Playing sports , Shopping/Antiques , Travel/Sightseeing , Volunteering

Sports & exercise

Auto racing / Motorcross, Basketball, Bowling, Cycling, Dancing, Football, Hockey, Martial arts, Other types of exercise, Running, Swimming, VolleyBall, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines


I exercise 3-4 times per week.


Sign

Capricorn

Pets

I have Dogs

Political views

Non-conformist

Favorite hot spots

Light houses in Palos Verdes, Cold Spring Tavern in Santa Barbara, Korean BBQ in K town, the inner workings of a well designed pillow fort, jumping in a natural lagoon in the mountains, and watching a movie on the couch with you... or not. ;)

Favorite things

Give me 40 cloves of garlic, olive oil, a lemon, and I can pretty much make anything. I like songs with great basslines, kissing, roadtrips, massages and random acts of kindness. Frozen reese's peanut butter cups will make me happy anytime.

For fun

Dancing, photography, cooking, bbq's, camping, fishing, hiking, backpacking, rock climbing, beach volleyball, exploring LA, taking the train into Downtown and Pasadena, live concerts, people watching, snuggling and cuddling.

Last read

The Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator Instruction Manual, Quantum Mechanics for Dummies. ...and Someone's Mind. Think of something. Keep thinking. Almost there. *incoming pillow* --==(________________() KERPLOWIE!!!!

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  Him What he is looking for
Appearance
Height: 5'11" (180cms) 4'10" (147cms) to 6'2" (187cms)
Body type: Stocky Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes: Brown Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair: Black Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum
Lifestyle
Smoke: No Way No Way, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink: Social Drinker Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation: Other profession Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design
Professional Pillow Fighter, and two time world champ I might add. j/k.I work with cameras all day. I'm NOT an actor! lol.
Income: I'll tell you later No preference
Relationship: Never Married Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids: No Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Wants kids: Not sure Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Background / Values
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Asian, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
If both of my parents are from Sicily, does that make me an Islander?
Faith: Spiritual but not religious Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other
Does trying to sneak 12 items into the 10 items or less line at the market disqualify me from any organized religion? I was raised catholic, thank my great parents for good morals and values, and try to stay spiritual now...open to everyone's opinion
Languages: English, Italian, Spanish English
Education: Bachelors degree High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
I have a Bachelors degree!
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