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33 year old woman | Western Springs, IL, USA | Seeking men 30-42 within 150 miles

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Never Married
Have kids:
Yes, and they live at home (1)
Wants kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
White / Caucasian
Body type:
5'6" (167cms)
Christian / Protestant
No Way
Social Drinker
Plastic Wrap Is My Nemesis

In her own words

**NOTE: This profile is excruciatingly long...apparently I'm a little more interesting than even I suspected. If you'd like bullet points, email me and I'll provide a synopsis. If you think you're up for the challenge, read on. You might want to winterize your pipes first. ** Oh...and before I say anything else, I'd kind of secretly like to move to the wilderness and live totally off the grid. Really not even kidding. If you know how to do that, either be prepared to teach me, or don't mention it...because I will plague you with questions. ;) What do I have to offer and what am I looking for...Toughy. Well...I'm a genuinely kind, compassionate person. I'm occasionally smart, but my intellectual arsenal is unfortunately not always fully stocked. I once stood on my front porch for three minutes pushing the unlock button on my car's keyless entry device, wondering why the front door to my house wasn't unlocking. I can appropriately pepper sentences with words exceeding five syllables and can recite the cranial nerve pairs, but I can't guarantee that I'll be able to figure out how to get the batteries out of the remote. I get chest pains when I hear someone say "irregardless" or pronounce the word etcetera "eksetera." But I'm not perfect either, so, I manage to go on with my life. If I got everything I ever thought I wanted, I'd probably be the most miserable person on earth (and also currently a sea cucumber...don't ask...I was six...), so I'm not going to shoot off a list of requirements that a potential match must fulfill. An open mind, a kind spirit, and the ability to help me understand the mechanics of plastic wrap will take you far. I value my health, realize what a blessing it is, and care for it accordingly. To that end, I eat real food (100% plant based), and exercise regularly. My exercise regimen is basically anything that isn't running. So if you're a runner and you invite me to do that horrible thing with you, be prepared for an onslaught of absurd excuses. It's just a biological survival response reflex. If you can persist through the vacuum hose replacement appointment I suddenly have, and the emergency last-minute appointment to take my car in for a new Johnson Rod (....reference.....) then I will eventually run with you. Bring resuscitation gear. Actually, no. I still won't run with you. I have been guilty of carrying on the Fake Phone Converstaion to avoid chats I'd rather not have with people I randomly run into. You know, you see Toni Talksalot over in produce, and find that you're suddenly receiving a call from Dead Air about that Somethingorother meeting a week from Never while you wander to the safety of canned goods? Yes. I truly do take pleasure in the simple things, you all know what those are, no need to get cheesy. I am a woman of faith, and I am seeking a man of faith. I have a sharp wit, and a tendency to use it, but deep down I am looking for those good things that money (And Master Card) can't buy. Yes, they do exist. Material possessions aren't important to me, I believe in giving. I believe in serving. I believe in family, and personal and spiritual growth. I believe in leaving the world a little better than you found it. Everything else is just fluff. In closing: I think plastic wrap is the most widely spread practical joke on the planet. I love fruit. To the point that I'd be satisfied to sit down to it at just about any meal, so I'm also a pretty cheap date. Assuming, that is, that you offer to pay. Now, unfortunately, the time has come for this riveting glimpse into my mental depths to end. Dry your tears.

Her interests

Coffee and conversation , Dining out , Gardening/Landscaping , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Exploring new areas , Performing arts , Playing sports , Travel/Sightseeing , Volunteering , Wine tasting

Sports & exercise

Golf, Other types of exercise, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines

I exercise 5 or more times per week.


Don't display my sign


I like Birds, Cats, Dogs, Exotic Pets, Fish, Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc., Horses, Other, Reptiles

Political views

Middle of the Road

Favorite hot spots

Anywhere I can move! Being healthy and physically capable and strong is important to me. Any outdoor spot for fresh air when mother nature is not actively trying to freeze us all to death. The produce aisle is my Magical Kingdom. I REALLY like fruit

Favorite things

Food, Family, Friends, Fruit, Frivolity, Fun, Fruit, Fiction, Factualism, Fruit, Faithfulness, Figs and the letter W.

For fun

Food. I enjoy being outdoors, but I also enjoy visiting museums, art exhibits, attending lectures...anything to expand my horizons and add a small drop to the quickly evaporating puddle that is my intellect. Also, naps and reading.

Last read

Fiction: Pale Fire, by Vladimir Nabokov. If you never have, you really should read one of his works to experience his way with the written word. Non-Fiction: The Selfish Gene, by Richard Dawkins (although I'm sure some may call it fiction...).

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  Her What she is looking for
Height: 5'6" (167cms) 5'10" (177cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type: Slender Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes: Brown No preference
Hair: Dark brown No preference
Smoke: No Way No Way, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink: Social Drinker Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation: Other profession No preference
Income: I'll tell you later No preference
Relationship: Never Married Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids: Yes, and they live at home (1) No preference
Wants kids: No, but it's OK if my partner has kids No preference
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian No preference
Faith: Christian / Protestant No preference
Languages: English, Japanese No preference
Education: I'll tell you later No preference
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