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38 year old man | Mission Hills, CA, USA | Seeking women 28-42 within 50 miles of Middletown, CA

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Never Married
Have kids:
Wants kids:
Black / African descent
Body type:
6'1" (185cms)
Christian / Catholic
Wanna figure all this out with you... no you... no you... just kidding JUST you.

In his own words

I'm a good guy, I've been told, that would like to meet a solid girl. I'm easy like Sunday morning in regards to pretty much everything... except for personality and intelligence. Those two qualities are kind of a big deal to me. Usually though I've found that someone that possesses both of the aforementioned, more often than not, tends to be a good person. I can be a brat. But I'm self deprecatingly cute enough to flip it on it's ear and make it an endearing quality? I guess you'll have to find out so we can both answer that question? This one's wicked important to me though... someone that hangs out with me has got to have a jokey joke side and be able to dish it out as well as take it. Because to me, facetious sarcasm can be a form of flirting. Not like it has to be matchwitsfest 2013 every time we speak and/or we're always "on"... but you know. Oh yeah, and If you happen to like: Radiohead, Wu Tang Clan, The Ramones, Bossa Nova music, Poison Idea (or any old school hardcore punk), Public Enemy, Quadron, Broadcast, John Coltrane, Dave Brubeck, or Little Brother then you basically could do no wrong in my book. I might even let you add a page or two. Musical diversity, scratch that, diversity in all aspects of life actually, is a key to the well rounded individual. I swear I just made that up... TAKE THAT GOOGLE QUOTES!(is there even such a thing? Patent Pending!!!) Sometimes though I'm "that guy"... that will: Compliment you on the most minute detail of what you might have got goin at that very moment. Because I noticed it and it was important to me. "Awwwww..." Iknow, I know, corny but true. Randomly put on a song I know you like and ask you to dance. Reach over and hold your hand while I'm driving.... or you're driving, whatever. Say the most facetiously inappropriate comment about myself but follow it up with "Is that bad?" as I bat my lashes for forgiveness. Be unquestionably loyal, sometimes to a fault. I'm a big guy, and you'll learn you have a bulldog at your fingertips. If you're right or wrong I won't care at the time. You let me off the leash and I'll protect you and hold you down regardless. To sum up this novel, I'm starting to figure out what it is that I really want out of all this. I feel like I'm done running around... I'd like to collectively take a breath, hold your hand, and walk... Feel me? If you do then get at me. If not than good look ladies of All of you deserve to live your own form of happiness!

His interests

Book club , Coffee and conversation , Cooking , Dining out , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Music and concerts , Exploring new areas , Nightclubs/Dancing , Performing arts , Playing cards , Playing sports , Shopping/Antiques , Travel/Sightseeing , Volunteering , Watching sports , Wine tasting

Sports & exercise

Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Golf, Hockey, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines

I exercise 5 or more times per week.




I like Cats, Dogs

Political views

Middle of the Road

Favorite hot spots

The Casbah, Croce's, Starlight lounge, my pants, my couch, Star Bar in the mornings (What up?!?!?!) The Waterfront. And Rocky's Crown Pub on Saturday's till I sweat Amstel Lights...


University of Massachusetts Amherst, Amherst, MA

Favorite things

All books by Brett Easton Ellis, JD Salinger and Ayn Rand. Gran Legacy, my screenplay copyrights(humblebrag), ya mama, unsolicited flattery, the sharpest female wit, and breathing. #alltimefave. Wait.. this isn't twitter? Daggnabbit!!!

For fun

Is it cliche to say I enjoy a few drinks over conversation? It is? You think your better than me?! For real though a girl with the ability to express herself and not come across as a verbal beating is some dope ish.

Last read

The last thing I read was my cornball joke for this answer before I deleted it. Before that was the final edit of my script for my latest movie. I'm an independant filmmaker with a startup production company and a couple of short films on the utube.

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  Him What he is looking for
Height: 6'1" (185cms) 4'11" (149cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type: Heavyset Slender, Big and beautiful, About average, Curvy, Full-figured, A few extra pounds
Eyes: Black Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Hazel
Hair: Bald Black, Dark brown
Smoke: Occasionally Occasionally, Daily, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink: Regularly Social Drinker, Regularly
Occupation: Executive / Management No preference
For some reason when people ask me "what do you do?" I always answer "work". Don't get me wrong, I enjoy my gig. But it's boring is all get out to talk work with someone I'm just getting to know. We can bore each other later on down the road, Yeah?
Income: $50,001 to $75,000 $35,001 to $50,000
Relationship: Never Married Never Married
Have kids: No Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Wants kids: Someday Someday
Ethnicity: Black / African descent Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian
Like I said before, I'm quite the dazzling urbanite (Blazing Saddles what up?!?!). With facets to my personality that tend to suprise mothatruckas... in regards to the ethnicity box that was checked....
Faith: Christian / Catholic No preference
I don't practice faith but I do believe in a higher something out there. Maybe the right woman will motivate me to get up early enough on a late August through early February. Or if the Cubs or the Kentucky Wildcats have a ballgame.
Languages: English, French, Spanish English, French, Italian, Portuguese
Education: Associates degree Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
My degree is printed on paper and has really nice fonts. Ironically someone else's name is on it though...
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