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Woodlands_Comic

40 year old man | The Woodlands, TX, USA | Seeking women 29-37 within 75 miles

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Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Wants kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
I'm tired of all the lies. I joined Match...

In his own words

I'm tired of all the lies. I joined Match because all of the women in my town think a 40 year-old man whose only real goal in life is to collect Cabbage Patch Dolls is uncool. I hate the words "weirdo" or "freak". I am a Cabbage Patch Doll enthusiast and I really don't care who knows. All of these shirtless guys on here claiming to be James Bond wouldn't know the difference between a 1985 and 1987 Clyde doll. The difference is obvious if you have a life and the slimmest bit of taste in CBK dolls. Obviously, the 1985 version has super sweet curly hair and the 1987 version has straight hair (duh). I spend most of my time in my 1970s hot tub. Don't be afraid of my excessive amount of chest hair. Just deal with it. It's a little greasy and it's totally out of control. You love it, though. Don't you? Hell yeah, you do. You're not paying $30 per month to meet Justin Bieber. I'm 200% man and the gross amount of chest hair I'm sporting pretty much screams "alpha male". Yes, I use product. Wink if you want to get this romance started. I've been on Match for 14 years without a single wink and I really don't know why. My name is Kyle, but I prefer to be called Hashtag Badboy. Talk to you soon. I assume you intend to pay for the date, by the way. The hot tub is free, however. Let's get creepy. #Badboy

His interests

Cooking , Dining out , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Music and concerts , Exploring new areas , Nightclubs/Dancing , Playing sports , Travel/Sightseeing , Video games , Volunteering , Watching sports , Wine tasting

Sports & exercise

Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Football, Other types of exercise, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, VolleyBall, Weights / Machines


I exercise 5 or more times per week.


Sign

I don't believe in astrology

Pets

I like Birds, Dogs, Exotic Pets, Fish, Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc., Other

Political views

Middle of the Road

Favorite hot spots

Methadone clinics. Let's be honest.

College

The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX

Favorite things

Valtrex is pretty much the reason I am able to have a normal life after my disastrous Bangkok vacation.

For fun

macaroni art

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  Him What he is looking for
Appearance
Height: 5'10" (177cms) 5'1" (154cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes: Brown No preference
Hair: Dark brown Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
Lifestyle
Smoke: No Way No Way
Drink: Social Drinker Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation: Financial / Accounting / Real Estate Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design
I'm a medical research guinea pig and proud of it. Luckily there haven't been any side effects. Luckily there haven't been any side effects. Luckily there haven't been any side effects.
Income: $100,001 to $150,000 Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship: Never Married Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids: No No preference
Wants kids: Definitely Definitely, Someday
Background
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
I come from a long line of WASP suburbanites
Faith: Christian / Protestant Agnostic, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
I'm fairly huge into Satan.
Languages: English, French, German, Spanish English
Education: Bachelors degree High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
I went to UT and a few defensive driving schools..
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