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32 year old man | Long Beach, CA, USA | Seeking women 18-100 within 25 miles

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Never Married
Have kids:
Wants kids:
Not sure
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
5'10" (177cms)
No Way
Social Drinker
A Lawyer Who Can Cook and Writes Comedy. Intriguing!

In his own words

Liking the same stuff doesn't a relationship form. However, if you like the Wheel of Time and/or Paul F. Tompkins...I'm looking for you. I recently: A) Found an awesome job after a year of unemployment 2) Got a newly renovated apartment that I love after living in a depressing little studio for a year C) Decided to lose 50 lbs, so I wake up at 5:30 or 6:00 every morning. D) Learned how to make lists that shift from letters to numbers seemingly on a whim. CRUCIAL CAPITAL LETTER UPDATE: 15 lbs down, 35 to go. I'm an attorney who works pretty long hours. Also a foodie, not in a snobby way, but in an, "I want to try everything that the infinite world of food offers" way. CRUCIAL CAPITAL LETTER UPDATE: I have decided to label myself "Food Nerd." That is all. You should message me if you like to laugh so hard that your gut hurts. I promise you tons of bouts of laughter. Seriously. I'm hilarious. Ask anyone. Even people who have never met me. Complete strangers acknowledge it. Here's how it'll go: You: Hi excuse me? Stranger: Yes? You: So I read this dating profile by this guy who says even strangers know he's funny, is that true? Stranger: What on Earth are you talking about? Cheers.

His interests

Book club , Coffee and conversation , Cooking , Dining out , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Exploring new areas , Performing arts , Playing sports , Political interests , Shopping/Antiques , Travel/Sightseeing , Watching sports , Wine tasting

Sports & exercise

Aerobics, Basketball, Other types of exercise, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines

I exercise 3-4 times per week.




I like Dogs

I want a puppy.

Political views

Very Liberal

Favorite hot spots

I have been to Paris, London, Florence, Rome, and New Zealand. I've been other places but those, my friends, are the keepers.


University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI

Favorite things

Green curry, Ahmok (curried catfish), goat cheese artichoke feta red onion pesto pizza, soft chocolate chip cookies, soyrizo (Trader Joe's), walking up and down the Whole Foods until I've soaked it all in.

For fun

In my free time I love to do such insane and different things than anyone else on this site; for example I like movies, reading, tv, chilling with friends, relaxing with wine, going out to eat, cheese...I know. You can't handle how different I am.

Last read

A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson. Best non fiction you will ever read! If we have identical taste, that is. Which we do. So pick it up. Life of Pi, The Giver, Count of Monte Cristo, Wheel of Time, Song of Ice and Fire,

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  Him What he is looking for
Height: 5'10" (177cms) 3'0" (91cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type: About average Slender, Big and beautiful, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, Full-figured, Heavyset, A few extra pounds, Stocky
Eyes: Hazel Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair: Dark brown No preference
Smoke: No Way No Way
Drink: Social Drinker Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation: Legal No preference
I do plaintiff's toxic tort work. This means I'm Erin Brokovich but taller.
Income: $75,001 to $100,000 No preference
Relationship: Never Married Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids: No Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No
Wants kids: Not sure Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
I love the "tell us more" section. Ok: Super white. European white. White like the sun don't shine where I live.
Faith: Agnostic No preference
I respect your views.
Languages: English, Hebrew No preference
Education: PhD / Post Doctoral Bachelors degree
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