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61 year old man | Escondido, CA, USA | Seeking women 38-55 within 50 miles

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Have kids:
Wants kids:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
5'10" (177cms)
Christian / Protestant
No Way
Fortune favors the bold, ladies. And just sitting behind the keyboard--and waiting for George Clooney-- won't butter no parsnips.

In his own words

I'm George Clooney's twin, we time-share that place on Lake Como. Got your attention? Match realities: SB's believe PC's appear via cyber-teleportation; Percent of match has nothing to do with probability of response; Polite, sincere emails get ignored; Women are so swamped they can't sift pepper from the fly specs; Men shouldn't give compliments as telling a lovely woman she's attractive only annoys her. Kids vs no kids is a HUGE. All this makes dialog very difficult. Me: sane, NORMAL, stable, no debt, drama, booze, drugs, criminal record, psychoses, or misogyny. All baggage fits neatly in the overhead compartment. I won't ask you for money, to move in with you next week, for you to do my laundry, or what you look like naked. Been a lot of places, done a lot of things (even guarded a bathroom for Queen Elizabeth once). No PC here, just a knight with dents in the armor who has little patience for drama, games, BS, or attitude. You: Sane, NORMAL, HWP, and bold enough to get out from behind the keyboard to engage with a guy who falls within your general search parameters. This is the whole point, ladies. It's a process. Women's intuition has its place, but there is no such thing as valid assessment by cyber-telepathy. You fool yourself if you think you have that supernatural ability. I'm looking for a lover (don't be coy, you are too), girlfriend and best friend who will ride shotgun for the long-haul run on the trails ahead. (I'll handle the shotgun when you drive the stage.). Shorter runs ok too. I'm retired, still busy, still work, but I have time for you in my life. I'm fit and active, but if you roomba-zoomba, hike, spin, rock climb, wrangle 'gators and then hit the gym for your SERIOUS workout 7 days/week before your 10K run at night, you just might not have time for me. If you can't find 20 minutes to meet for coffee, you don't have time for a relationship. I never had children, by choice. That doesn't mean I eat them for breakfast. We can talk about half-full vs half-empty glasses, embracing life, carpe diem, loving my life, loving your life, moonlit walks on the beach, staring into your eyes, how passionate I am, and other romantic things often cited in here if we meet for coffee. I may not contact you first. The odds are better if men let women make the first contact. If I do a drive-by flirting and compliment you on your pic or profile, please take no offense. It's not me being needy or desperate, it's me being complimentary. (Yes, I know, it's old school, so is opening doors for women, but I do that too. Just try to deal with it, please.) If you have the steel to initiate contact, I have the common courtesy to reply, personally, even if it's "thanks, but no thanks". (Common recall what that is, right??) My last 2 LTR's were with much younger women. No apologies. That makes me neither a cradlerobber nor sugar daddy, nor exploiter of unresolved "daddy" issues (puhleez). I know the older/younger thing isn't for every woman, but when it works it's very nice. So, just take a pill... Oh, I'm truly 60, but with globs of Garnier eye cream and a good night's sleep can pass for 59, easy. I make great pasta dishes, am addicted to espresso, give a great full body massage, can drive a vacuum sweeper, an skilled at washing dishes, seldom watch sports, and have no problems handing you the remote. Please don't tell me I "can't keep up with you" until we after jog or ski together. Then you can assess. I promise not to ask you to wheel me around the grounds of the old folks' home so I can watch the squirrels. Did you get the TMIMITW reference ? I'm not as old, nor as interesting, but in that ballpark. Got past all the sarcasm? Great. Actually, I'm a real sweetie. Just ask around. They'll tell ya! George ain't here :)

His interests

Camping , Exploring new areas , Travel/Sightseeing , Volunteering

Sports & exercise

Running, Skiing, Walking / Hiking

I exercise 3-4 times per week.


I don't believe in astrology


I have Cats

Love me, love my cat. Hope you aren't allergic. I could be a hoarder one day--but the big ones take SO much room...:) I do volunteer work for animals, to include the big cats. If you love cats, then you know the secrets, back to the Book of the Dead

Political views

Middle of the Road

Favorite hot spots

So many I've been to, so many I want to return to, so many new places: Greece, Turkey, Italy, Sweden, Yellowstone, Montana, Monterey, Jamaica, New Mexico, etc, just goes on and on.


University of Illinois at Urbana–Champaign, Champaign, IL

Favorite things

Can we really talk about that kinda stuff here????

For fun

If I don't get to go skiing soon, I'm going to scream. Palm Springs, the beach, I need someone to help me hunt for buried treasure in New Mexico, I want to go to Cancun before the cartels shut down the place.....the list just goes on and on

Last read

The Tiger--A True Story of Vengeance & Survival, by John Vaillant Next up is: 1491-New Revelations of the Americas before Columbus, by Charles Mann

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  Him What he is looking for
Height: 5'10" (177cms) 5'0" (152cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes: Brown Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair: Dark brown Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Silver, Dark blonde, Platinum
Smoke: No Way No Way
Drink: Never Social Drinker
Occupation: Retired Other profession
My career was in federal law enforcement. I went places and did things I never would have imagined. . But you see the dark side of life. It changes you. It also gives you an instinct to quickly assess people. It's not often wrong.
Income: $75,001 to $100,000 No preference
Relationship: Divorced Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids: No No, Yes, and they live away from home
Wants kids: No Probably not, No
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, White / Caucasian
Very thoroughly mixed "Amurican"....:)
Faith: Christian / Protestant Christian / Other
I"m a Christian. I've not always lived the best Christian life, but I know the " resurrection and the life"". That said, I won't thump you with my Bible, and would respect whatever your beliefs are. I don't attend a church.
Languages: English English
Education: Bachelors degree High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
I really want to be "convservative", but Republican radicals and Teapartiers force me into liberalism.
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