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49 year old man | Manhattan Beach, CA, USA | Seeking women 25-40 within 50 miles

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Never Married
Have kids:
Wants kids:
Not sure
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
6'0" (182cms)
I'll tell you later
No Way
Social Drinker
It's a joke -- when you give me that look, it's a joke!

In his own words

I'm a good guy with a great sense of humor and humility (despite the requisite shameless self-promotion in this little sales pitch). I'm not expecting to find the love of my life here, but you never know -- it happens in an instant and I've come this close (I'm holding my fingers VERY close together right now) a couple times here already. In the meantime, meeting new and interesting people certainly makes this whole thing worthwhile. If you think you'd like to hang out at the beach, see bands, see movies, and take spur-of-the-moment trips to Las Vegas with a guy with an off-beat sense of humor, drop me a note. Just remember, as Krusty the Klown once so perfectly put it, "I was kidding! I told you -- when you make that face, it means I was kidding!"My perfect match is fun, nice, attractive, can spell any word she chooses to use in a letter (or profile), and has at least some basic grasp of the rules of grammar. She is confident (but not arrogant, of course), energetic, affectionate, and has an unusual sense of humor. She is honest, trusting, trustworthy, and caring -- someone who makes it a point to visit the irritating but well-meaning aunt that all her cousins avoid. She is secure in herself but doesn't take herself (or anyone else, for that matter) too seriously. She and I will be there for each other always, but will not be dependent on each other for everything.

His interests

Dining out , Hobbies and crafts , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Music and concerts , Exploring new areas , Nightclubs/Dancing , Performing arts , Playing cards , Playing sports , Travel/Sightseeing , Wine tasting

Sports & exercise

Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Other types of exercise, Tennis / Racquet sports, VolleyBall, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines

I exercise 3-4 times per week.




I like Cats, Dogs

Political views


Favorite hot spots

I like to check out bands on Sunset (Metal Skool at The Key Club is a must-see), take spur of the moment trips to Las Vegas, and autumn trips to the tiny lake town in Minnesota that my family fled in 1954 (something to do with frostbite, I imagine).

Favorite things

I love nostalgia (I could spend weeks in the Smithsonian Museum of American History in DC), sleeping in, that song by the Lo Fidelity All Stars that starts "Say 'Hallelujah'" at max volume, ice cream, early Van Halen, "Hash Pipe" by Weezer, and rain.

For fun

I spend most of my time seeking out the political advice of celebrities. They're usually so well-adjusted and many have even finished some high school. God bless them! They're truly our nation's greatest treasures.

Last read

After loving "Fargo, Rock City" I'm now in the middle of both "Killing Yourself To Live" and "Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa-Puffs", all by my new favorite writer, Chuck Klosterman. Sorry Faulkner, there's a new genius in town -- and he loves hair metal.

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  Him What he is looking for
Height: 6'0" (182cms) 3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes: Hazel No preference
Hair: Bald No preference
Smoke: No Way No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink: Social Drinker Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation: Self-Employed / Entrepreneur No preference
I have a consulting business and help various huge, evil corporations get their projects off the ground. I seem to be pretty good at it, but I look forward to that very early, luxurious retirement in the near future.
Income: $150,001+ No preference
Relationship: Never Married Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids: No No
Wants kids: Not sure Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
I was born in Glendale, but must not have been very impressed because before my first birthday I upped and moved to San Diego until after graduate school. I have half Scandinavian, a fourth Italian, and a fourth other European ingredients.
Faith: I'll tell you later No preference
Languages: English, Spanish English
Education: Graduate degree High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
My degrees were earned at UC San Diego and my favorite classes were called "History of Film" and "Numerical Partial Differential Equations" (with two different professors, I think).
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