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31 year old man | Boston, MA, USA | Seeking women 23-33 within 25 miles

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Never Married
Have kids:
Wants kids:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
5'11" (180cms)
No Way
Social Drinker
ABOUT ME 1) My name is Brendon, and my mom...

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ABOUT ME 1) My name is Brendon, and my mom says I'm a catch 2) I own an inconvenience store; it's 50 miles away and the only way to get there is by helicopter, and all the items are on the top shelf 3) I've been trying for years to undo the knot in my belly button 4) I need to take a pill for the rest of my life for these damn cooties 5) I only use Twizzlers as straws 6) Most men would kill for elbows like mine 7) I killed someone to get these elbows 8) I don't know how to have a good time; the closest I got was once when I had a so-so time 9) The only girl I ever kissed was Olga Wolfberg in 5th grade, and that was only because we were both accidentally chewing on the same strand of spaghetti 10) I missed all my birthday parties because my mom put me in timeout. 11) Analogy time: BEACHES : SAND : : MY ROOM : MAGIC THE GATHERING CARDS 12) I don't like to try new foods: every day it's a bowl of Lucky Charms for breakfast, and peanut butter and fluff on white Wonder Bread for lunch and dinner, with a side of Shark Bites fruit snacks for dessert 13) You'll rarely find me just sitting on my couch watching TV, but I often sit on my TV and watch my couch 14) I'm getting two seats installed on my bike so I can put my arm around you at the drive-in 15) I have an album titled "Pics of me with no shirt on flexing in front of the mirror/at the beach" 16) My workout routine at the gym is as follows: I put on wife-beater, do benchpress, benchpress while grunting, inclined benchpress, banter with other guy who only does benchpress, glance at the mirror frequently to make sure I'm bigger than he is, declined benchpress, benchpress while grunting, talk to attractive girl on treadmill while pretending I'm not hitting on her just being nice, I pick her up and start benchpressing her, eat 100 gram protein bar. ABOUT YOU 1) I date ugly girls exclusively: Attractive girls NEED NOT APPLY 2) No sex, just strictly cuddling please 3) You are skillful enough to take off both my suspenders and your own clothes when we are making out. 4) If you're someone who likes to go out once in a while but stay in other nights, then I am not for you. I hate to do both of those things (OK, OK Brendon, we get it... for those of you still reading.) I'm obviously a goofball, if you couldn't have guessed by now. I'm ultimately hoping to meet someone whose laugh is irresistible, who can joke around with me all day, and I will patiently wait for that to happen. Someone who has a passion/hobby is important to me. I find that very attractive.

His interests

Coffee and conversation , Cooking , Dining out , Hobbies and crafts , Movies/Videos , Museums and art , Music and concerts , Exploring new areas , Nightclubs/Dancing , Performing arts , Playing sports , Travel/Sightseeing , Video games , Watching sports , Wine tasting

Sports & exercise

Martial arts, Other types of exercise, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga

I exercise 5 or more times per week.




I like Cats, Dogs

I love dogs, especially medium sized and big ones

Political views

Middle of the Road

Favorite hot spots

Cape Cod, Disney World, amazon. I want to go to Spain the most right now.


Boston College, Chestnut Hill, MA

Favorite things

Guitar, Soccer, NPR, books, math, Homeland, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, focus

For fun

Bluegrass guitar, soccer, boxing, reading, MIT Open courseware, trivia nights, Guinness, Baggo, TED talks, Netflix

Last read

"The Paradox of Choice" by Barry Schwartz, "Everything Bad for You is Good" by Steven Johnson, and "The Moral Landscape" by Sam Harris, The Triumph of the City, You Are Not So Smart, Genome, The Blank Slate....I read a ton

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  Him What he is looking for
Height: 5'11" (180cms) 5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes: Blue Brown
Hair: Light brown No preference
Smoke: No Way No Way
Drink: Social Drinker No preference
Occupation: Education / Teacher / Professor No preference
I'm a high school math teacher and I also have a teaching fellowship through Math for America. I love my job and life right now, but I also love learning and challenging myself in new areas, so who knows what the future brings.
Income: $75,001 to $100,000 No preference
Relationship: Never Married Never Married
Have kids: No No
Wants kids: Someday Definitely, Someday
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian No preference
Faith: Atheist No preference
Languages: English, Spanish English
Education: Graduate degree Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
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