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47 year old man | Piedmont, CA, USA | Seeking women 36-45 within 60 miles of Oakland, CA

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His details

Never Married
Have kids:
Wants kids:
Not sure
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
6'1" (185cms)
Spiritual but not religious
No Way
Social Drinker
And I know all the games you play, because I play them too.

In his own words

Welcome to my totally unbiased presentation of me. I'm 49- but my main picture you see was taken August 21, 2013, so chill. I know my profile age says younger, but that is because I could not convince Match I was over 40! We finally compromised. I even hired the law firm of Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde. Good men. Never returned my calls, though. I am an unattractive, boring,dishonest, sedentary guy who hates to laugh, be comfortable, or have fun. I've sacrificed my youth to be a nice, educated, and future minded boyfriend for you. Can you think like a couple? Are you ready to build something with me? I'm for cooperation among the sexes, not competition between us. I've been knocked around a time or two, and I'm sure exes would say there is some good and some meh about me, but that is because they are wrong! Very, very wrong. Don't- you know what?, Don't even listen to them. You want an example? OK, so one ex who's name I won't mention (Laura) asks me to go shopping with her, and I kept her company while she told me which were the good clothes and which were the slutty ones, and at the end I get called a shop-a-holic for getting Alpha Bits and a clock! Are you kidding me! A different time I won the choice of movies, and later that day she left me at the gas station because she says her favorite song came on and she "forgot" (and she did the air quotes when she said "forgot"). Not funny! I just didn't want to see Paranormal Activity!! So I gave her 2 stars on Yelp (or at least the gym where we met) saying the gym was "stuffy and always had to have its way" but she knew the review was really about her, and so did the gym. So, yea don't listen to her. So I kind of like to take it slow and calm and positive. Thank goodness for Starbucks Venti Green Tea, The Office (Michael Scott eps only), and Sunday naps.I think Match's motto should be: "Oh well, at least you tried." I've been making people laugh since kindergarten so I'm kinda/sorta well ok really and truly a pro at that. Ever like someone's picture by accident on a touch screen? That's fun- there is no unlike- Real nice! I, for better or worse, zone out if women say they want to "live life to the fullest", who say/think "life is a dance", uses the words "passion" "journey" "partner" or "lover" (you're talking to a guy)! One piece of advice, and this pretty much guarantees I'll be single forever, but- stop posing with your obviously hotter girl friends! We are dopes, do you understand? Dopes, I say! This is your chance to showcase yourself. In other words, Fords are fine with me, but don't put a frickin' Lamborghini Gallardo LP560 GT3 in a Ford commercial. I've noticed how some women have the same profile coach, man tons of bragging! Profiles with names like I’mAlreadyInaRelationshipWithmyDog, and IWasn’tTalkingToYou- followed by a Thesaurus of pretty self-serving adjectives. Some TELL me they are sexy . . . (Um- I’ll decide!) If I see one more girl jumping out of a plane, trying to make a muscle, or shimmying down waterfalls, etc, then I am seriously going to the other side And yeeess, these are all jokes- I'm not going to reject an awesome woman because she has trouble writing a profile. I'm not looking for a best friend. I have a best friend. His name is Greg and he weighs 400 pounds, and we laugh every.single.time. I pick up the phone. I'm looking for a girlfriend. They're different creatures. I graduated high school, and plus even more school after that (wow!) I've done my part to be physically fit. I'm a simple guy, and I am kind of one of those kiss and squeeze a lot types that likes to be physically close at times. So this is obviously MY version of me, actual results will definitely vary, and if history holds true, will eventually disappoint. Anyway, I'm going to make a sandwich.

His interests

Book club , Coffee and conversation , Cooking , Movies/Videos , Nightclubs/Dancing , Performing arts , Wine tasting

Sports & exercise

Bowling, Running, Swimming, Weights / Machines

I exercise 5 or more times per week.


I don't believe in astrology


I have Cats

Don't worry- you're more important than my cat, even though I love her to pieces. Dogs are OK, some are even better than ok (like Gadget, Cocoa, and Napoleon Dynamite), but why must I love dogs? I love women. If I loved dogs, I'd go to the pet store

Political views

Middle of the Road

Favorite hot spots

I love pizza, but I am never allowed to eat it. I like BJs Brewery in Burbank and Pleasant Hill, and Hillstone (the old Houstons) in SF, and their $19 veggie burgers. Coffee shops are better than bars for me, but night life in the city is still cool.


The University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

Favorite things

Leno's monologue. I'm not super into Match, if something happens, that's cool. If not, that's also ok. Something you 'd never guess: not into the Michigan accent,I most likely will not be able to do that. Sorry! And I know- weird.

For fun

I've made choices in my life to make sure my jobs are fun. To me, working is about as much fun as time off. I've worked at some of the most exciting places in the world including Hollywood, London, Bermuda,Las Vegas and Pleasant Hill.

Last read

The words "last read" (har har) Getting Things Done, Huckleberry Finn, The Power of Less. The Great Gatsby, How to Win Friends and Influence People, The Power of Habit, Richistan

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  Him What he is looking for
Height: 6'1" (185cms) 5'1" (154cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes: Green Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair: Light brown Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
Smoke: No Way No Way, Occasionally
Drink: Social Drinker Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation: Other profession Administrative / Secretarial, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Other profession, Law enforcement / Security / Military
I own a tiny business. I am also a comic entertainer, perform a lot in L.A. Thirdly, I am a license-eligible psychologist- meaning I have my Ph.D., but must take an exam to practice,and I'll buy you ice cream if we don't have to talk about that.
Income: I'll tell you later No preference
Relationship: Never Married Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids: No Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live at home
Wants kids: Not sure Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
I don't focus on race, I go by the person. Attractive is attractive- period. If the biggest thing you've accomplished is what you were born with (your race, your gender), you haven't done much living.
Faith: Spiritual but not religious Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other
I don't think there's a big bearded man in the sky. i would like to think there is such a thing as Karma.
Languages: English, Spanish English
Education: PhD / Post Doctoral Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
I earned my graduate degree in Berkeley, CA. It is a Ph.D. in clinical psychology, and I chose that because I like listening to people, and helping people to feel calm. I like keeping people company- in my shows or in therapy.
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