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47 year old man | Austin, TX, USA | Seeking women 32-52 within 50 miles

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Never Married
Have kids:
Wants kids:
Not sure
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
6'2" (187cms)
No Way
Social Drinker
At 40 it isn't called positive outlook, its called coffee

In his own words

I thought putting up a funny sarcastic (almost ironic) profile would help me find similar-minded people. That didn't work. So just in case there are normal people out there, this is what I'm looking for: Someone who wants to be friends first. Someone who does not think they can weed you out completely from their life in the first 10 minutes. Someone who is unsure exactly what it takes to 'like' someone and so is open to being friends, talking more and experiencing people. I don't have time to meet someone who has a very specific goal about exactly what they want from every single person, and, in addition, has had this goal their entire life and every time they have pursued it, it has not worked and, therefore, they've been on Match with their 26 pictures for two years. I'm looking for people who want to hang out. See what happens. Not have expectations that rule everyone out except for one soul mate. We all know that things happen when we don't expect it. So, it makes sense to just meet people and see what kind of chemistry you have, see if you have things in common, be surprised by people, etc. Its hard to do that in email, in five minutes, by only looking at someone and deciding if they are exactly as handsome as your favorite movie star (who, by the way, is adopting another baby and may or may not have taken a trip to Belize with another woman and who may or may not have gotten the wrong haircut or slept with Marvin Hagler ...). I really just want to meet quirky intelligent types that are most likely open-minded and funny. These people are not a type. They are the normal ones. The rest of the overly-serious, politically correct types are just wrong. That's called a judgement. PS if you don't like people that make judgements and you think all truths are equal, you are a moron. PSS if this profile looks interesting and creative to you, shoot me an email and maybe we can be friends. BUT please don't meet and say that you don't have time to get to know people and that you made a mistake joining this site. Either you want to meet people or you don't. PSS I genuinely want to meet new people I have no expectations. I will not hold your looks or even your body type against you, but that does not mean I want to get married to you because I have no taste. It means I don't think the only use for people is marriage. It means I am here to get to know people. So that's what I'm trying to do. Hopefully you are the same.

His interests

Music and concerts , Exploring new areas

Sports & exercise

Baseball, Running

I exercise 5 or more times per week.


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I have Dogs

People don't have to have dogs. But if people hate dogs, I think that's weird.

Political views

Middle of the Road

Favorite hot spots

Real people live in London. The ones that don't make it there go to Paris.

Favorite things

Movies, reading, traveling, long drawn out in-depth conversations about nothing, it seems. Though I don't believe it, if you want to win my heart please accept me as an Ancient Astronaut Theorist!

For fun

Traveling. Spur of the moment jaunts to nearby locations. Lake activities. Outdoor activities in general and, in particular, exercise outside.

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  Him What he is looking for
Height: 6'2" (187cms) 3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type: Athletic and toned Athletic and toned
Eyes: I'll tell you later No preference
Hair: I'll tell you later No preference
Smoke: No Way No preference
Drink: Social Drinker Social Drinker
Occupation: Artistic / Creative / Performance No preference
I'm a writer. I listen to what people say and then I change it in the attempt to make a fake story. I'm also lucky and don't have to get a paycheck anymore. So no more big CEO jobs.
Income: $100,001 to $150,000 No preference
Relationship: Never Married Never Married, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids: No No preference
Wants kids: Not sure No preference
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian No preference
I am of European descent. This means that I'm a cracker.
Faith: Other No preference
Confusing. I am not a religious person and I'm not an atheist. I do not have the time really for the simplicity of either of those positions about reality. Hope that helps.
Languages: Dutch, English English
Education: PhD / Post Doctoral No preference
I am a trained Ancient Astronaut Theorist. "If in fact they were built by extra-terrestrials, as Ancient Astronaut Theorists claim ..." I can promise you that if you take your education level and multiply it by like 6, we would then be almost equal.
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